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  1. @tiny_viking throws a custard pie at @tiny_viking, misses and hits @Yodathedark. #custardpiefight4:31 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck
  2. @tiny_viking Custard pie in the goddamned face.4:27 PM Jul 6th from TweetDeck in reply to tiny_viking
  3. @xurble If baseball was a horse, it'd be taken out the back and shot.1:28 AM Jul 5th from TweetDeck in reply to xurble
  4. Good to know Wolfram Alpha is collecting the really important information: http://tinyurl.com/mbdjbz http://tinyurl.com/mqz9c712:21 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
  5. Off to the Uni Arms for birthday-related drinks.11:29 AM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
  6. @thegreatgonzo Wait.. you mean if I mention Wimbledon, the Evening Standard will display "Geordie Grieg Shags Goats" on the ir website?4:29 AM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
  7. Would there be so much coverage of Michael Jackson's death if he was black?3:24 AM Jun 26th from web
  8. @graphiclunarkid Hm, looks like #tweetdeck doesn't cope with certain characters very well.10:29 AM Jun 24th from web in reply to graphiclunarkid
  9. @graphiclunarkid ¡ǝɔnɹq 'ǝɯ ɹoɟ ǝıqɹɐq ǝɥʇ uo dɯıɹɥs ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʇnd10:24 AM Jun 24th from web
  10. @YorkshireTea that looks like a http://bit.ly/OmAHi4:05 PM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to YorkshireTea
  11. The world might be a better place if we swapped all the howitzers for wurlitzers.8:16 AM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck
  12. Now with less hair. Again.6:02 AM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck
  13. @tiny_viking More Polish than Greek, actually. I think Greek Salad must be the national condiment of Poland, or something.10:25 AM Jun 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to tiny_viking
  14. I probably shouldn't eat the contents of an entire jar of greek salad at one sitting.10:17 AM Jun 22nd from TweetDeck
  15. @graphiclunarkid Old Queen's Head.8:25 AM Jun 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to graphiclunarkid
  16. #BT engineering bloke came and replaced a lot of ancient cabling; will the internet connection be stable now?7:29 AM Jun 22nd from web
  17. @kelly_plusnet no, [("Shut the hell up, %s" % geek) for geek in ("gourou,thegreatgonzo,graphiclunarkid,tinyviking").split(',')]9:50 AM Jun 18th from TweetDeck
  18. Planet Rock affirms my long-standing disgust for the works of Yes.9:44 AM Jun 18th from TweetDeck
  19. @graphiclunarkid @davebullock Not to mention Penistone, Marseille, Clitheroe...9:26 AM Jun 16th from web
  20. Gong for Jonathan Pryce as well. What is this, decorate-a-Bond-villain day?4:13 AM Jun 13th from TweetDeck