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  1. @RenovationThrpy A co-worker of mine refers to Wal-Mart as "The Unhappiest Place on Earth." I think he's right.
  2. @geniealisa Oh that is precious. Cannot WAIT.
  3. Reading @amalah's 40 Things to Do While Waiting to Go into Labor. Surprised how many of the things I've already done. http://bit.ly/3xYrVq
  4. Bacon in my belly. All is right with the world.
  5. RT @queenvanna: @Assertagirl i made up a new word yesterday - anticibacon... when you're excited for breakfast.... (BRILLIANT!)
  6. Today just got immensely better as there are PANCAKES and/or BACON in my near future. And waddling. Much waddling.
  7. Husband slept with eaplugs last night, did not end up on the couch. Snoring and sleeping CAN co-exist!
  8. New blog post: Six little words. http://www.assertagirl.com/...
  9. If you could have a celebrity house guest, who would it be? http://bit.ly/2hTLMk
  10. RT @barefootfoodie: My heart bursts with love for all of you. RT @mamaspohr: She Would Be Two - http://bit.ly/12YJaX
  11. Support The Royal Canadian Legion, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/2DhwgV
  12. I can hear my husband snoring through the living room ceiling. Good thing I'm in the living room and not, you know IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP.
  13. My mom is in the air, on her way here right now. No wonder I can't sleep. heh
  14. @Ainse I'll do my best!
  15. @herbadmother I showed Manna Manna to Graham last week and he's been singing it EVER SINCE.
  16. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying! But then what happens when I wake up at 4 am? "Sleep while you can." http://bit.ly/btn1X
  17. RT @herbadmother Badly want advice, book recos, anything. How do you talk to your kids about death? http://tinyurl.com/yb7tnol
  18. New blog post: 39 weeks pregnant: "Sleep while you can." http://www.assertagirl.com/...
  19. @kittenpie Hang it over a shower rod?
  20. Grey's Anatomy was SO GOOD in the beginning...it's just a bit too much these days. TOO MUCH.