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Lady Gaga says "I want your ugly" Don't know why, she's got plenty of her own ugly. 4 minutes ago from TweetDeck
@AuthorRussell you get breast enhancement emails? All I get are penis enlargement emails. Those escaped Nigerian dictators are fucked up. about 4 hours ago from Echofon in reply to AuthorRussell
@5wa I was sitting behind a couple of Buckeyes at a restaurant last week & started humming UM fight song! about 4 hours ago from Echofon in reply to 5wa
@AuthorRussell I've always thought my best talent was the ability to snap a man's neck with my thighs. about 4 hours ago from Echofon in reply to AuthorRussell
@badlvillemojo They'll just think it's the Tourrette's again. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to badlvillemojo
My vacation starts in 2 1/2 hours. Do you think anyone in the office will notice if I start drinking now? about 9 hours ago from web
. @Airborne_Ranger Paparrazzi? about 9 hours ago from web
. @Airborne_Ranger Might want to work on getting rid of that tan line. Take it ALL off this time. about 9 hours ago from web
Satans_Thong .. they converse w/me because they want a taste of evil...>> Or they're kinky and want a whiff of the thong. about 9 hours ago from web
@badlvillemojo you are a naughty little monkey aren't you! ;-) about 11 hours ago from web in reply to badlvillemojo
In Alaska, how old does one have to be before they get set afloat on the ice flow? I'm thinking they should set Sarah Palin loose now. about 12 hours ago from web
@Satans_Thong Christian Conservatives keep following me. They're either spies or kinky masochists...or both. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to Satans_Thong
@BibleAlsoSays Re what it took to get Bush elected twice: A lot of morons, 5 handpicked Supreme Court Justices, and Katherine Harris. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to BibleAlsoSays
@5wa He's pretty old, I'm betting the dementia is setting in and he has forgotten that I didn't support his candidate. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to 5wa
OMG Crazy conservative colleague that had stopped talking to me when he found out I didn't vote for Foster, just said good morning to me. about 12 hours ago from web
@Satans_Thong I love it! I have a scandanavian friend who will think this is da BOMB! about 13 hours ago from web in reply to Satans_Thong
@Airborne_Ranger nice tan line *smack* Mmmm, yeah. That's the ticket! about 15 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Airborne_Ranger
@Airborne_Ranger Good Morning Sexy! Sorry I haven't had a chance to smack that cute butt lately. about 15 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Airborne_Ranger
RT @KngtRdr: 4th day of not smoking almost over. My head hurts.>>That's the nail you drove into it on Day 3. See a doctor for removal. 3:48 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
If you burst into a lovely falsetto ballad the entire cell block will gang rape your ass. #whyGLEEsetsabadexampleforprisoninmates 3:46 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck

Name Assassin Grrrl
Location St. Petersburg, FL
Web http://assassingr...
Bio I used to rule the world...still do sometimes. Now trying to write about killing people. Followers be warned: I am an ATHEIST & slightly left leaning centrist.