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  1. Laura @prarielaura taught me everything I know about home hair coloring products and home perms. But there's plenty of blame to go around.
  2. This year, we should give something gorgeous, hand-made and affordable. This is what Santa puts on his tree -- http://tinyurl.com/yzqxfdv
  3. Unlike "New Moon," I did NOT have a 140 million dollar weekend.
  4. I never thought my life would include me yelling, "Watch out for the coyotes, honey." Turns out I was not made for finer things, after all.
  5. I'd like to thank Sarah Palin for reintroducing the word "razzmatazz" into the American lexicon.
  6. "Nirvana" piped outside while pumping gas. The thing is, with the fumes it actually smells like teen spirit.
  7. Oprah leaving TV? Now I'll have to yo-yo diet all by my lonesome..
  8. Cats on nightly mouse war path. Entrails surprisingly slippery on carpet. Mice army massing troops along border between bedroom and kitchen.
  9. Cats worked together last night as mouse killers. Very efficient. I heard them talking about starting a union.
  10. Unseasonable warm snap in November has me just a little bit in love with global warming.
  11. Last night the cats fought over a mouse. The decided to "split the difference," as I learned this morning when I stepped on its torso.
  12. Lost my dangly silver coin bracelet last night, probably at the chamber music concert, head banging to Brahms. If you find it let me know.
  13. Dear Abby could use some legal advice. http://tinyurl.com/yefnwxn
  14. "Worst gift ever" stories flying in. I'll post them in a future "Ask Amy: column and on twitter @santahatesme. Motto: no gift too heinous
  15. Gathering "worst gift ever" stories for my column. Email them to askamy@tribune.com. I'll send a bottle of windex (#1 so far) to the winner.
  16. Thank you everyone for the fantastic birthday greetings. You made my day! Now I don't feel a minute over 57.
  17. I just ate "calf brain balls" and "calf face" soup. These are not just words, people, but accurate descriptions of actual food eaten by me.
  18. Really enjoying my trip to Dunkin' Donu... I mean, Boston.
  19. @singlemommyhood launches contest for those whose marriage created a blended family. Five kids later: http://tinyurl.com/5pm55w
  20. Celebrating half century mark in Boston, where people say I don't look a day over 53.