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  1. OH HAI, @alliancesjr. Minions, let me introduce you to Awesome a.k.a. this dude. Listen to his podcast: @made_of_fail - IT'S STELLAR.
  2. . @bunnnn Good enough fer me!! GO BUNNY GO.
  3. . @RealDeadpool BEWARE MY MINIONS WITH THEIR SHARP. POINTY. TEETH. (snicker-snack; snicker-snack. @bunnnn will getchya!)
  4. GO MINIONS GO! RT @bunnnn @RealDeadpool i like @Ask_Deadpool hes tha best!!!!
  5. . @jenvargas P.S. Sometimes Rorschach does guest vocals, but we can't get 'im ta read th' lyrics in full sentences. Crazy little man.
  6. . @jenvargas Yeah, it's me an' Domino, a guitar, a bass, an' a hamster on a wheel. #TRUFAX
  7. IF HE EVER ACTUALLY POSTS. TELL MARVEL THEY SHOULD JUST HIRE ME TA BE ME FER THEM. I MEAN COME *ON*
  8. . @I_Tenacious Hey man, what's th' point'a havin minions if ya can't get'em ta do yer work for ya. EVERYBODY TELL @RealDeadpool I'M TH' BEST
  9. . @ToughTom Cause all the other ones are pale copies of xeroxes of mimeographs of tracing-paper drawings of th' REAL me. Which is ME #TRUFAX
  10. . @ToughTom asks: Why is it all the other Deadpools on twitter are so sorry?
  11. . @I_Tenacious Thanks dude. ...OH COME ON NOW, THIS AIN'T FAIR. If he don't post somethin', how can I reply an' tell 'im ta GET LOST.
  12. P.S. Ladykiller, AW YEAH: http://scarletvulture.devia... THAT'S ME.
  13. . @Jebroney Ya know, I think we need ta go storm th' writers' lair, 'cause I got a few suggestions as ta my supportin' cast myself!
  14. . @Jebroney says: id REALLY love it if there was a chance of u teaming up with weasel again...i miss poolboy :(
  15. . @I_Tenacious WE MUST ROUST THE IMPOSTOR FROM HIS THRONE OF NOTHINGNESS BEFORE HE BECOMES ENTRENCHED. Also I have a spare grenade.
  16. . @I_Tenacious WHO TO THE WHAT NOW? Where is this villain of whom you speaketh. Eth.
  17. . @I_Tenacious asks: Here's one. Why the hell did Marvel set up another account for you if they/you aren't doing jack with it?
  18. . @pandora114 OH SWEET MOTHER OF THOR I'D MANAGED TO BLOCK THAT OUT thanks very much dude.
  19. .@EdWaRdSgIrL4 Sweet. So how's that whole crush-on-a-vampire thing goin'? You figure out the "I'm a vegitarian who eats animals" puzzle yet?
  20. . @jenvargas P.S. Have you heard my new band, @NASA and the Astronauts?