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i just got my permanent retainer off! Now i can use regular dental floss again.

the irony: a van labeled NYC DOT Parking Operations just hopped the curb as it screeched to a halt.
friday night in NYC: Cleaning poop off the bathroom floor.
This heat is like walking through a bowl of soup.
too hot = too much iced coffee = jumpy and cranky and at loose ends.
OMG! My elevator is fixed! After 16 weeks!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
finally on the ground in san antonio, only 5 hours late. Continental sucks.
stuck on tarmac in Lafayette, LA Continental sucks. No idea when we'll get to san antonio or off this hideous plane.
many thanks to the nice lady who just told me my skirt was getting pulled up in the back by my bag as i walk.
made the risky decision to check the carseat for the 3-year-old. He tends to be in constant motion, so we'll see how he does on the loose.
what the hell is wrong with typepad?? I can't even see my blog today. I loathe them.
i am inherently mistrustful of a man wearing a safety orange necktie. Irrational? Perhaps.
just entered trader joe's. Couple totally making out in the entryway. Huh? TJ's just doesn't have that effect on me.
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walking on street now behind guy wearing business clothes and smoking a joint.
i hate the NYC subway system with an undying passion.
people of new york: either learn to text while you walk like the rest of us do, or pull to the side of the sidewalk. Thank you.
coworker having some problems that are making him extra-bitter, which is making him extra-funny. How am i supposed to feel bad for him?
just overheard man volunteer to go see sex and the city movie with his girlfriend. ???
ANOTHER crane collapse on the upper east side? This is nuts.