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  1. @Menchuvian You are Truthspeaker!
  2. @Menchuvian Yeah, about that no-crust thing: moral turpitude.
  3. You guys I totally forgot to tweet. Twit. Whatever. Anyway I forgot and now my foil beanie is BROKE AS FUCK.
  4. Some fool needs to get my ass off of Zappos.com, where I've been for, like, ever.
  5. I'm in ur kitchen, bakin ur dog bizkits.
  6. Walmart.com now has classified ads, which mystifies me and not in a Dan Brown sort of way.
  7. Leave me alone, stupid unoriginal porno lady.
  8. Too distracted by The Pantsless Folk today at work to tweet. They're like The Wee Folk, only you can see their junk sometimes.
  9. @jakesutton Bank robbery? Shootouts? Mayhem? What, is it like the 1920s now in Westminster? #zoinks
  10. @TheFuzzball yay! I believe this calls for a sexy party!
  11. @uppoppedafox @ninamelissa Now we just need a theme song to accompany us!
  12. Weird dream the other night: was worried that no one cared about hooker dragons wearing fishnets. Really shocked about the fishnets part.
  13. @NinaMelissa Black velour tracksuits are the new little black dress! We must wear ours at the next Pinky Tuscadero's Assassins enclave.
  14. @gotgoddess I am pretty sure the wee folk left the maple candy corn... 'twere magically delicious!
  15. @sarahnoid I must tell you...loving Ghost Whisperer is my secret shame. *sigh*
  16. Listening to senior citizens singing karaoke while I eat maple candy corn. #booyah
  17. Favorite line: "..some other sort of frightful sub-particulate blancmange or custard" http://tinyurl.com/yapk4ox
  18. I wish I could quit you, Bakelite.
  19. @drmiggy Oh my oh ma-ma! Ding likes footba-ball! Especially Da Bears. But I sympathize w/your earworm. Catchy hooks will do that.
  20. @DysFungShui Oh praise Jeebus I'm SO glad you like it too. But no guilt, okay? Okay.