AskDrDing
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@ You are Truthspeaker!
about 5 hours ago
from web
in reply to Menchuvian
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@ Yeah, about that no-crust thing: moral turpitude.
about 5 hours ago
from web
in reply to Menchuvian
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You guys I totally forgot to tweet. Twit. Whatever. Anyway I forgot and now my foil beanie is BROKE AS FUCK.
about 5 hours ago
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Some fool needs to get my ass off of Zappos.com, where I've been for, like, ever.
10:41 PM Nov 21st
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I'm in ur kitchen, bakin ur dog bizkits.
9:54 PM Nov 21st
from web
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Walmart.com now has classified ads, which mystifies me and not in a Dan Brown sort of way.
11:51 AM Nov 21st
from web
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Leave me alone, stupid unoriginal porno lady.
11:01 AM Nov 20th
from TweetDeck
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Too distracted by The Pantsless Folk today at work to tweet. They're like The Wee Folk, only you can see their junk sometimes.
10:03 PM Nov 19th
from web
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@ Bank robbery? Shootouts? Mayhem? What, is it like the 1920s now in Westminster?
10:01 PM Nov 19th
from web
in reply to jakesutton
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@ yay! I believe this calls for a sexy party!
12:53 PM Nov 19th
from TweetDeck
in reply to TheFuzzball
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@ @ Now we just need a theme song to accompany us!
9:21 AM Nov 19th
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Weird dream the other night: was worried that no one cared about hooker dragons wearing fishnets. Really shocked about the fishnets part.
11:44 PM Nov 18th
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@ Black velour tracksuits are the new little black dress! We must wear ours at the next Pinky Tuscadero's Assassins enclave.
11:34 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to NinaMelissa
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@ I am pretty sure the wee folk left the maple candy corn... 'twere magically delicious!
8:59 AM Nov 18th
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in reply to gotgoddess
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@ I must tell you...loving Ghost Whisperer is my secret shame. *sigh*
6:52 PM Nov 17th
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in reply to sarahnoid
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Listening to senior citizens singing karaoke while I eat maple candy corn.
1:13 PM Nov 17th
from TweetDeck
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Favorite line: "..some other sort of frightful sub-particulate blancmange or custard"
9:13 PM Nov 16th
from web
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I wish I could quit you, Bakelite.
12:18 PM Nov 16th
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@ Oh my oh ma-ma! Ding likes footba-ball! Especially Da Bears. But I sympathize w/your earworm. Catchy hooks will do that.
4:11 PM Nov 15th
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in reply to drmiggy
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@ Oh praise Jeebus I'm SO glad you like it too. But no guilt, okay? Okay.
1:35 PM Nov 15th
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in reply to DysFungShui
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- Name AskDrDing
- Location Denver, CO (via Houston, TX)
- Web http://www.askdrd...
- Bio Nerd. Shrink. Wannabe drag queen wig stylist. Sassmouth goddess.
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