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  1. If you want me to buy your dessert and/or beverage, telling me it's "sugar-free" or "fat-free" never sweetens the deal [No pun intended].
  2. What's wrong w/ this picture? http://twitpic.com/vs8am
  3. Is picking up the Highlander Hybrid after it's 10,000mi service. Impress me @Toyota
  4. I can't stop laughing. I can't stop laughing. I can't stop laughing. http://bit.ly/5b6xNy @trx0x
  5. @rumblestrip @SpeedSportLife Yeah. I was the one who designed this. http://bit.ly/6VuzR0 I'm good right?
  6. I hate my job. Someone hire me. I'll be @TimWJackson 's shoe shiner or the person who tweets @joelfeder 's new blogposts. Anything.
  7. @sloppymccheese de'Silva? Yes. But he's still alive [So they say] #vw
  8. @SpeedSportLife My job is to struggle w/ the chain around my neck held by my superiors to I don't suffocate. Want to trade?
  9. Read my January work schedule this morning, said I had 3 days off. Boss took it away & said "This is wrong" Now he's adding more trips to it
  10. Oh. My. Word. I would skip to 1:25... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gERMe6bvK0
  11. @rumblestrip Drinking causes cerebral palsy. Any comments Eric? :P @RoundAboutShow
  12. "The Porsche and the Man" http://bit.ly/58OyIP
  13. @Auto_Bird I know, i'm forced to read last week's 4th quarter sales reports from Harley Davidson lol.
  14. @ebaymotors Yeah it was great, I saw my entire family drunk for the first time in my life. Hope yours was well, as well.
  15. @tundrahq Mustang cologne smells like petrol too, 87, only more unrefined [With traces of corn]. "Sex Cougar," reminds me of @MissMotorMouth
  16. @ebaymotors My god dude she still hasn't popped yet? Next month if my quick calculations are correct, right?
  17. [As well as top researched vehicles of the year] RT @kelleybluebook: reveals 09 share of market interest top 5 brands http://bit.ly/kbb_mrnv
  18. Is wondering if The @Ford Transit Connect would be classified as a "car" if they had kept all the windows upon entry in the US from Turkey.
  19. @tundrahq Did have a Mustang cologne earlier in the week but decided to keep it, seeing as someone told me it smelled awful. It does.
  20. "Lucky Policeman" http://bit.ly/5V7KQZ Some awesome Matrix/Crouching Tiger moves from this man.