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AshurIsho

  1. Wearing a jersey: because having another man’s name on your back at any other time is just gay
  2. How To Get Chaldean Girls: “Soo..you like J. Cole?” *girl proposes*
  3. I’m from the Ville where they bang for the money, and carry 4-5’s like change for a twenty
  4. It’s Westside so you know we won’t back down to no man
  5. There’s no playoff games today. Why did I even wake myself up?
  6. Kobe: So what do you do? Brady: I pass the ball to my receivers. Kobe: PASS?! *has heart attack and dies*
  7. I’m in the spot and bitches love how my watch look, so when I’m gettin’ topped, I don’t mean I got my spot took.
  8. G.O.O.D. Music shall destroy the devil (aka YMCMB)
  9. It ain’t a secret girl, everybody knows you’re fly.
  10. Guy: Shake that ass for a rich nigga. Girl: Leave me and my donkey alone! Guy: (._.)
  11. For bookings contact Youaintshitsositdown@gmail.com
  12. Lil Wayne’s leather pants must be on too tight if he thinks he or anyone on YMCMB can even come close to anyone on GOOD Music.
  13. Time to see all the retards shine when they say “YMCMB is gonna kill GOOD music!”
  14. Soo..anybody remember Kony? *crickets*
  15. Girl: You have a nice body. Guy: You should see the other half ;) Girl: What? Guy: Nothing (._.)
  16. My level of care is so low that if it got any lower it’d be illegal.
  17. @RoubaChehab you’re welcome lol not trying to be annoying but people should get it right 👍
  18. Those Siri commercials are all bullshit. Me: Weather? Siri: Whether what?
  19. It’s not “I could care less”. It’s “I couldn’t care less.” Grammar class is now dismissed.
  20. #MostCommonLies I was a Heat fan before LeBron went there