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AshliiBeth

(@BDulling14) "well if his brains weren't littlemermaid he might be able to think right now" @BB_Letitia3 #BBQUOTES 5:19 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
"@BDulling14 you're like ashley's shirt... OPEN!!" @BB_Letitia3 4:35 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
Gettin herself some puppy cuddles and got a "goodnight and I'll miss you" kiss ^-^ so goodnight bitches I'm going to LONDON!!! XD 8:56 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android
ComedyTruth My ex? yeah, I'd still bang him... only this time with a school bus. 9:16 AM May 16th via LaterBro.com Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 763 others
It was a past life, a beautiful time Drunk off of nothing but each other 'til the sunrise <3 9:58 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android
WhatTheFFacts The word "Vanilla" is actually a derivation from the latin word "vagina". 3:15 AM May 15th via web Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 2109 others
You may strategically place your lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly ξ(⌒.⌒)/ξ 10:43 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android
ComedyTruth Things to do: 1) Dig a hole 2) Name it love 3) Watch people fall in love. 9:04 PM May 13th via web Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 1468 others
Laughbook I live for two reasons. (1) I was born. (2) I haven't died yet. 2:01 PM May 13th via Twuffer Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 2314 others
GirIFacts Shut up bitch, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. #GirlFacts 9:30 PM May 12th via Buffer Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 344 others
autocorrects A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but u my friend, yes you, you can kiss my ass. 5:00 PM May 12th via Buffer Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 3767 others
ComedyTruth Four main reasons I will stop texting you: 1. You made me mad. 2. You got boring. 3. I fell asleep. 4. You said the letter "K." 1:39 PM May 12th via web Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 1722 others
ComedyTruth You text him, he doesn't text back. Obviously, he was "so" excited that you texted him, that he fainted. Obviously. 1:00 PM May 12th via web Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 2108 others
ComedyTruth I wish I was a white crayon, so no one would use me. 12:44 PM May 12th via web Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 959 others
Laughbook If you were a Dinosaur, You would be a Bitch- A- Whoreous. 12:01 PM May 12th via Twuffer Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 1249 others
Is super excited about next week XD its gonna be my first time!! 11:43 AM May 12th via Twitter for Android
ComedyTruth Once you have feelings for someone, it will always be there. You may not like them anymore, but you still care! 9:32 AM May 12th via web Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 2799 others
ComedyTruth Rule #1, I am always right. Rule 2, if you think I am wrong, read rule #1. 9:52 AM May 12th via Echofon Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 1368 others
GirIFacts Rope: $7.50 Duck Tape: $2.75 Shovel: $12.98 Never having to see that bitch again: Priceless. #GirlFacts 11:25 AM May 12th via Buffer Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 573 others
GirIFacts I miss you a little. I guess you could say, a little too much, a little too often & a little more each day. #GirlFacts 9:30 AM May 12th via Buffer Retweeted by AshliiBeth and 620 others