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Ashleychittock

  1. @SpursStatMan Giovanni Dos Santos. Can't believe how ignored he's been since he arrived. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to SpursStatMan
  2. #SeppBlatterPenaltyAlternatives Christopher Walken impressions contest. about 12 hours ago via web
  3. #SeppBlatterPenaltyAlternatives Total Wipeout. about 12 hours ago via web
  4. #SeppBlatterPenaltyAlternatives Rap battle. At least it'd make Americans better... about 12 hours ago via web
  5. @AdzybabyLC Reassuring. No Dan Harmon tho :(((((((( about 13 hours ago via web in reply to AdzybabyLC
  6. First date the cinema? Take me to a film which stars Nic Cage. I might be thinking of Nic Cage in the sex but at least you'll deffo get some about 13 hours ago via web
  7. @R0mination when playing on fastest takes me 3 hours to do 70 turns, I dont want to live on a planet where people play slowest! about 23 hours ago via web in reply to R0mination
  8. Starting up Civ 5 at 12am turned out to be an even bigger mistake than I could have envisaged. I mean come on I had the speed on FASTEST. about 23 hours ago via web
  9. @RyanSparkes "WIN A FREE IPAD" haha 3:20 PM May 24th via web in reply to RyanSparkes
  10. @RyanSparkes dammit, I thought you were talking about something in the link so i clicked it without checking @fosteryn7's profile >_> 12:03 PM May 24th via web in reply to RyanSparkes
  11. Morbo will now introduce the candidates. Puny human no 1, puny human no 2, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon. 9:33 AM May 24th via web
  12. That fucking wubstep song in the Internet Explorer advert is enough to convince me not to try Internet Explorer. 5:48 AM May 24th via web
  13. Well that was odd. I only just woke up after being trapped in a dream which I knew was a dream but couldnt wake up from. 5:38 AM May 24th via web
  14. @JonyBeats Some nice beats man. 6:38 PM May 23rd via web in reply to JonyBeats
  15. Just watched Kick-Ass for the first time. My thoughts are thus: cool, the kid said cunt. Hey that hot chick has nice back dimples. NIC CAGE. 5:34 PM May 23rd via web
  16. .@theendsband and by 'semi ironic' I mean I'd have gone on stage in baggies and a box hat and claimed i was from brooklyn. 3:07 PM May 23rd via web
  17. Thank god I cant support @theendsband at their live EP recording gig cause I think I would have just played a set of semi ironic rap covers. 3:05 PM May 23rd via web
  18. @RyanSparkes Funny that, I just had screw and tuna pie. youtube.com/watch?v=Q1vhUm… 12:59 PM May 23rd via web in reply to RyanSparkes
  19. Bleeding heart liberal tripe over prisoners getting the vote? Why, its my speciality! -- ashleychittock.blogspot.com/2012/05/prison… 10:15 AM May 23rd via Tweet Button