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Ashleychittock

  1. @SpursStatMan Giovanni Dos Santos. Can't believe how ignored he's been since he arrived.
  2. #SeppBlatterPenaltyAlternatives Christopher Walken impressions contest.
  3. #SeppBlatterPenaltyAlternatives Total Wipeout.
  4. #SeppBlatterPenaltyAlternatives Rap battle. At least it'd make Americans better...
  5. @AdzybabyLC Reassuring. No Dan Harmon tho :((((((((
  6. First date the cinema? Take me to a film which stars Nic Cage. I might be thinking of Nic Cage in the sex but at least you'll deffo get some
  7. @R0mination when playing on fastest takes me 3 hours to do 70 turns, I dont want to live on a planet where people play slowest!
  8. Starting up Civ 5 at 12am turned out to be an even bigger mistake than I could have envisaged. I mean come on I had the speed on FASTEST.
  9. @RyanSparkes "WIN A FREE IPAD" haha
  10. @RyanSparkes dammit, I thought you were talking about something in the link so i clicked it without checking @fosteryn7's profile >_>
  11. Morbo will now introduce the candidates. Puny human no 1, puny human no 2, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.
  12. That fucking wubstep song in the Internet Explorer advert is enough to convince me not to try Internet Explorer.
  13. Well that was odd. I only just woke up after being trapped in a dream which I knew was a dream but couldnt wake up from.
  14. @JonyBeats Some nice beats man.
  15. Just watched Kick-Ass for the first time. My thoughts are thus: cool, the kid said cunt. Hey that hot chick has nice back dimples. NIC CAGE.
  16. .@theendsband and by 'semi ironic' I mean I'd have gone on stage in baggies and a box hat and claimed i was from brooklyn.
  17. Thank god I cant support @theendsband at their live EP recording gig cause I think I would have just played a set of semi ironic rap covers.
  18. @RyanSparkes Funny that, I just had screw and tuna pie. youtube.com/watch?v=Q1vhUm…
  19. Bleeding heart liberal tripe over prisoners getting the vote? Why, its my speciality! -- ashleychittock.blogspot.com/2012/05/prison…