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  1. Dude. You know what album I would actually buy instead of torrent? A collection of christmas songs sung by Lady Gaga. That'd be hilarious.
  2. Twilight is fanfiction.net barfing acid made of sunshine and splenda on dracula. It kills people but they still think it tastes of sugar.
  3. Gus the puppy is very sick and we have to give him back...
  4. Merry Christmas!
  5. @SweetOmega tell Jaimie she should get a twitter. Cos she should.
  6. @haraket thanks mr. Turk. Everyone needs a friend like you too. Hope that parent scaring thing went well.
  7. Some terrible space monkeys got loose all up in my hed o hurry cuz I might b ded.
  8. I've been saying all break that I need an all-nighter in order to make my sleep schedule normal again. Tonight is the night. Tweet-storm!
  9. Merry Christmas, everyone!
  10. @the_bearded_one your beardly powers have diminished.
  11. @the_bearded_one I'll do that. @sweetomega that day has no importance to me.... I am a Jew. So pbbth.
  12. Photo: [citation needed] http://tumblr.com/xis4wzh1d
  13. "I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" -Ernest Hemingway
  14. So.... Cold.....
  15. Video games don't make kids evil. Bad parenting does.
  16. Photo: via www.asofterworld.com http://tumblr.com/xis4wd3wr
  17. If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you are also saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
  18. If you say "beer can" with a british accent, you're also saying "bacon" in a jamaican accent.
  19. @the_bearded_one your face is full of fail.
  20. Playing my first final fantasy game. (i'm playing 10.) I named Titus 'Pants' for his lack of sensible clothing.