AshleySimko
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Thanks to the chaotic work week ahead, I was considering bailing on Basel. Then I heard those five magical words... I. Will. Pack. For. You.
about 1 hour ago
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@ I'm so happy that you're back (even if I'm not currently in town). The city and Internet just weren't the same without you!
about 4 hours ago
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@ hahah Not quite. "broken" implies that it's able to be fixed.
about 8 hours ago
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Friend just advised me: "if you're going to do the wrong thing at least do it the right way." In related news... My moral compass? Broken.
about 10 hours ago
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Just watched Jeff Dunham on Comedy Central. His opening bit (sans puppets) was a riot. I wouldn't mind knowing a ventriloquist. Too creepy?
7:19 PM Nov 28th
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My sister and I convinced my parents that we were having an early dinner. She's prepared herself a 4 course meal. Me? I'm eating ice cream.
3:16 PM Nov 28th
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Watching UConn destroy Syracuse from the sidelines...
12:11 PM Nov 28th
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In an attempt to be the son my father never had, I've agreed to go to the Huskies game today. I'm also wearing several pairs of pants.
7:19 AM Nov 28th
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Caught my grandmother watching "I'll Be Home for Christmas" earlier tonight. Apparently the love for Jonathan Taylor Thomas knows no bounds.
9:15 PM Nov 27th
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After a week full of hard work and hilarious memories it's nice to let the dust settle and just relax at my parents' house in the country.
11:09 AM Nov 27th
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My eyes are fiery red and my hair resembles a giant tumbleweed, but we (my hangover and I) made the 9am to Connectiut... Happy Thanksgiving!
6:26 AM Nov 26th
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If this is still up at 8am please call me until I wake up. I'm begging you. One more tardy Thanksgiving and I'm going to be up for adoption.
2:46 AM Nov 26th
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In the words of The Four Seasons "Oh, what a night..."
2:24 AM Nov 26th
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Once upon a time I went to a secret party on the eve of Thanksgiving, drank myself silly and missed most of the holiday. Family was livid.
8:46 PM Nov 25th
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Just stumbled upon an episode of True Life: I'm a Jersey Shore Girl. I suddenly have an overwhelming urge to call my parents and thank them.
7:30 PM Nov 25th
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I've been working like mad and I've barely made a dent (in everything that I need to finish before tomorrow morning)... Paging Dr. Optimism.
2:40 PM Nov 25th
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Interesting video about the nonsensensical English language by the late and great ("foenetic speler") Ed Rondthaler...
9:20 AM Nov 25th
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Get thee to a nunn'ry...
7:50 AM Nov 25th
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"Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?" I wrote it on a Latin test once, poor grades ensued.
5:06 PM Nov 24th
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Fine. Ok... Art Basel? I'm going. I'm pretty sure that this fullfills my bad decision quota for the week. New Year's Eve is still undecided.
5:59 AM Nov 24th
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- Name Ashley Simko
- Location NY + LA
- Web http://blog.ashle...
- Bio I'm a graphic and interactive designer. Occasionally I'm asked to write about fashion. My life is anything but ordinary and I plan to keep it that way.
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