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  1. has decided there should be an eighth level of hell, beneath all the others, reserved solely for people who work in accounts departments.
  2. is being appraised on his performance tonight. As a teacher: get your filthy minds out of the gutter!
  3. Ashley has blogged again: http://erotica-readers.blog...
  4. I'm now combining facebook and twitter status updates. Does this prove I have too much spare time on my hands?
  5. is getting to ready blog.
  6. Coincidence? Today is Friday 13. This is my 13th Twitter update. And my IQ feels like it's sitting at 13: double what it was yesterday!
  7. has a tidy office.
  8. has tidied his office and is enjoying a celebratory glass of port.
  9. It's been too long, hasn't it? And I was only thinking of you the other day whilst reading The Woman In His Room!
  10. I've not been updating this very often so it's now time for me to apologise and say: Happy New Year!
  11. I'm teaching poetry to undergrads on Tuesday - how the hell did that happen?
  12. One more day on Lear then I'm giving up whether it's done or not.
  13. Despite promising myself otherwise, I'm still watching and reading King Lear. Why won't my brain grow up and let me read some good erotica?
  14. I'm about to sack off King Lear for the day and read a couple of erotic novels to remind me what the 21st century is like.
  15. I'm writing poems and can't think of anything that rhymes with "stuck." Oh! Wait a minute. I've got the word now. BOOK!
  16. No more FREECELL. FREECELL is a bad and naughty game. Bad FREECELL.
  17. I can't a-FJORD to go to Norway ;-)
  18. composing poems