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AshleyKempson

  1. When @WilliamsMichael and I get divorced, I can now claim spousal abuse about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Highlight of the day -altercation w/a senior citizen in @WholeFoods parking lot. Results-me telling her 2 go Eff herself #donteffwithjersey about 13 hours ago via web
  3. Today is brought to you by the soothing sounds of the windspirit. Music to my ears - I'm going to junk punch someone by the end of the day about 16 hours ago via web
  4. Just ate a tub of guacamole, completely forgetting I have to go to the dentist in less than 30 minutes. #oops #shit 8:42 AM May 24th via web
  5. @blakegarris I'm in for Cream Cheese flavors. I don't know anything about Lawnmower man though : ( 6:56 AM May 24th via web in reply to blakegarris
  6. Woke up thinking today was Friday. Ugh 4:59 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  7. Tried to go to sleep and then got distracted by @JasonMraz. Forgot how much I loved "Details in the fabric." Always makes me feel better 8:49 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  8. @Bweathe4 @AliWorksMetal hope you guys had fun tonight!!!! It certainly looks like it!!!!! B I expect details on Friday! 8:24 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  9. Jam of the day "Just Like Heaven" by #thecure. Makes me miss iPop . . . 7:43 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  10. @EmilyF725 they just opened one by my house. I've been purposely avoiding it - i just KNOW it's not going to be good 8:24 AM May 23rd via web in reply to EmilyF725
  11. @Bweathe4 will do! Finding lost puppies always ranks over going to work. She'll understand 5:23 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to Bweathe4
  12. @Bweathe4 ahhhh! YES!!!! That would have been amazing! 2:50 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to Bweathe4
  13. Driving into the city for @DCDanceMarathon is just not the same without @Bweathe4 : ( 2:46 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
  14. And its not from me!! #notpatientzero RT@Bweathe4 There's like a coughing and sneezing epidemic here. Wtf, am I in a DayQuil commercial? 11:20 AM May 21st via web
  15. @kellerjo Freecyle or Craigslist - people are always putting stuff up. I also have a bunch left over from my roomie moving if ur in AR Lever 11:18 AM May 21st via web in reply to kellerjo
  16. It's a @CalvinHarris kinda day - "Bounce" Gettin' me motivated to get ish done. His jams make me wish I was going to Jersey this weekend. 11:16 AM May 21st via web
  17. SOMETIMES I am nice, I know its hard to imagine RT@Emilyf725 Um, @AshleyKempson just used the phrase "I'm being diplomatic today". #Unlikely 8:57 AM May 18th via web
  18. @EmilyF725 Same. And we're only an hour in. EFFFFFFF 7:12 AM May 18th via web in reply to EmilyF725
  19. I'm not a zombie yet. Will update as day continues RT@Bweathe4 Looks like @AshleyKempson has resumed the role of patient zero. #outbreak 6:42 AM May 18th via web
  20. @LuckysMa That's the first thing I went for - it was DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #imajane 6:37 AM May 18th via web in reply to LuckysMa