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"want some candy?" #scariest3words
@benmarvin well i just got in on it.
"the condom broke" #scariest3words
for many dudes: "i love you" #scariest3words
"that wasn't lemonade" #scariest3words
"whats your sign" #scariest3words
"license and registration" #scariest3words
"its not yours" #scariest3words
I think my boss ragging. And he's a dude.
trying to determine if the reason I hate work is because the people I work with really are stupid and make life hell or I just hate working.
..and i was in good spirits.
"who is fixing the server?" "I.T". "Who is that?" The Doozers from Fraggle Rock. you fucking idiots.
Ignorant people are ignorant.
servers all broke and down - including email. what a way to start a monday.
yet another weekend quote: "Pullover! It's a cardigan!"
another weekend quote: "What is this broomstick doing in my room? my ass hurts."
weekend quote: "its not like i go to bed each night and rub one off fantasizing about jessica simpson."
Way to go @jakesmagic!
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