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AshKetchumSays

  1. weep about 7 hours ago via txt
  2. but I don't want to take laxatives, especially overnight ones. WAKE UP, SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. about 14 hours ago via web
  3. ..... /suspicious eye squint about 21 hours ago via web
  4. @Jubirationz jhgsdf that's just the kind of effect he has on things 10:58 PM May 23rd via web in reply to Jubirationz
  5. wow my entire day consisted of me pretty much laying on the floor, way to GO. Let's see if I can do something...productive. 8:01 PM May 23rd via web
  6. I think it's time I go lay out in the road until I get hit by a car. Good thing the highway is right here. 2:34 PM May 22nd via txt
  7. I must really be invisible or something, coOL. 2:04 PM May 22nd via web
  8. Wow I really love how none of my "friends" noticed I'm kinda having a breakdown here in front of them and I'm a sobbing mess on their couch. 2:04 PM May 22nd via web
  9. Not like it matters, I'm already hurting enough as it is anyways. It's fine. 1:37 PM May 22nd via web
  10. That's right, kick me while I'm already down. Not like you don't do enough of that already. 1:36 PM May 22nd via web
  11. falls to the floor and DIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 8:39 PM May 19th via web
  12. I don't even get a HELLO or a hi or anything oh okay 7:36 PM May 19th via web
  13. :T well 7:35 PM May 19th via web
  14. oh my god it just hit me that today is saturday SATURDAY KORRADAYYYYYYYYYYYYY 4:05 PM May 19th via web
  15. gurl u jealous 3:40 PM May 19th via web
  16. Half tempted to jump in character as Mattie and be like what are you talking about Gil, OF COURSE WE GOT SERIOUS. WE'RE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. 3:39 PM May 19th via web
  17. lmao people rping on my prucan smut HEH 3:38 PM May 19th via web
  18. that's it I'm tumblr savioring FOOD IT WON'T DO MUCH BUT GOD NO I MUST STOP THE REBLAGS OF PANCAKES so cruel. This diet. 10:35 PM May 18th via web
  19. yessss teahouse updatedddd uhuhuhuhuuuuffuuuuu 10:25 PM May 18th via web
  20. happy potter and the suffering of butts 6:49 PM May 18th via web