AshGreyson
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I'm at pre-school graduation. Who knew? Totally stoked for the kindergarten prom.
6:45 AM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Is there a worse theater chain than Regal? Their slogan should be, "Ha ha, tricked you!"
5:29 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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Me: "Hey car, I was thinking about replacing you but instead I'm going treat you like a horse and ride you 'til you buck me."
Car: <buck>
3:42 PM May 21st
via web
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Facebook stock getting beat up today. I know how to revive it, change the "poke" button to "slap"
8:19 AM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ no joke, I was listening to a documentary and Dave Ramsey was talking when it happened, I blame him!
8:03 AM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to jeremyhezlep
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Anyone in Hampton? Transmission just died on the trusty old Acura on the highway "1BIGFAM" is officially down.
5:55 AM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
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Photographic evidence that Jesus goes to Walmart.
4:18 PM May 20th
via web
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Mindy Greyson about to be on SNL. Sweet! When do I get those royalty checks?
8:43 PM May 19th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ totally works, until you end up changing diapers while watching Dora the Explorer later ;)
2:17 PM May 19th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to DonaldJTrumpJr
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@ head south to little island in Sandbridge, much more chill and way fewer people
2:15 PM May 19th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to MandyMuellner
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@ beach is fun, we are by Sandbridge, dolphin tours, aquarium is great, tons of good food
12:04 PM May 19th
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in reply to MandyMuellner
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We are having a garage sale today and SOMEHOW nobody has swiped up this mint in box Michael Bolton ornament from 1996.
10:42 AM May 19th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Garage sale time for my friends in VA Beach tomorrow! Selling mom-in-laws stuff plus 500+ DVDs, a Roomba plus various gadgetry.
6:55 PM May 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
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I finally figured out why Facebook is going public. They couldn't figure out the privacy settings either. $FB
7:41 AM May 18th
via web
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Amazing letter from Mark Zuckerberg on the eve of the IPO.
8:08 PM May 17th
via web
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Dear deodorant makers, "arctic edge" "extreme blast" "danger zone" "sexy intrigue" & "power rush" are all things I do NOT want to smell like
9:30 AM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
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The five second rule also applies to wearing sunglasses indoors.
8:07 AM May 17th
via web
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@ grossest Johnny Depp joke I've ever heard.
8:04 AM May 17th
via web
in reply to JuddApatow
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Epic fail when u put traditional marketers & agencies in charge of social media.Dont blame Facebook for your ignorance.
4:24 AM May 17th
via web
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I'm ready to replace Congress with the Jedi Council.
8:39 AM May 16th
via web
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- Name Ash Greyson
- Location Virginia Beach
- Bio I make music videos, TV, movies and babies
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