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  1. Don't ever mix 5 and 10 minute pasta thinking that cooking for 7.5 is a fair compromise. You get a dish of hard and soggy pasta.
  2. @rebeccawatson You're a hero.
  3. @musewire Yes, I like to read album reviews on band websites rather than independent sources.
  4. Sure thing Luke! #welovethenhs
  5. @amylongworth Eggs are tastier.
  6. @alexa_chung shit, i wonder what speed a poo reaches by the time its made its perilous journey all the way from the 23rd floor.
  7. @katyperry Please marry me.
  8. @bengoldacre "greasy-haired twat" got elected.
  9. @SkepticsGuide Are we going to have the pleasure of SGU in 5.1 surround sound? That's like one speaker each, plus bass!
  10. @DylanBobson yeah gone ok so far. I just need to crack on now and learn everything that happened in Russia between 1855-1954 for next week
  11. @DylanBobson Its going well thanks. Only 3 exams left: physics, maths and history so I've kinda slipped into holiday mode which is not good.
  12. @DylanBobson haha. classified mean anything to you?
  13. @DylanBobson I think your shoes made that decision for you.
  14. @bengoldacre tbh, he IS a greasy-haired twat. Just look at him...
  15. Hi Luke.