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  1. @AGthehustler ok u got jokes!
  2. Now she wanna look back like the Paula Deens behind her are disturbing her. Don't worry I'm about to lay all this 190lbs on her in few mins
  3. Aisle Lady you's a tough ol' biddy. I like that. We can arm wrestle that whole flight! I don't give a F*ck! *FRIDAY voice*
  4. Oh so you want to romp over the arm rest... Well bring it on Aisle Lady! Window just sit back and drink your coffee. U don't want none!
  5. Aight aisle lady that's 2. Be easy... Don't start nuthing won't be nuthing!
  6. Great a married couple that doesn't want to sit next to one another. U only get 3 times to be passing ish back and fourth! Now seat down!
  7. Only a matter of minutes before my co-stars arrive... Window & Aisle!
  8. Just my luck I'm booked on "Paula Deen aka Oldie Goldie Airlines"
  9. Chronicles of a middle seater....
  10. Here we go..... Another middle seat!
  11. @thisisCARA One billion dollars..... *Dr. Evil voice*
  12. @thisisCARA Nooo it's actually really good. You have to watch the reruns or the marathon. lol It reminds me of GREASE 2009.
  13. RT @RapUp: Video: Sean Paul - 'Hold My Hand' http://tinyurl.com/yceztcc
  14. Glee
  15. @MsHowell YUUUP! Like the new icon. :)
  16. @angielala Dawn your on it! We tape it tomorrow. Airs in January.
  17. APPLAUSE....Michael Douglas is off the phone. Oh wait spoke to soon. Now he's Jonesing. His cell even works in tunnels and ish...
  18. WalL Street type dude across from me on the LIRR talkin up a storm on his cell like he's Michael Douglas...C'mon Son!
  19. @Emmanuelle_LES no.
  20. RT @chocolatgrl1da @Asakiwi who's SM & SG?-----> ME!