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@NeilHalton oh, I typed this before I knew you were going to bed about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to NeilHalton
@NeilHalton Why is it noone wants to buy Everton? Is it a lack of interest, or is Kenwright waiting for the right bidder? about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@LadyArse As the sexism reaches level 2, I’m going to bail out. about 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to LadyArse
@dancingviolas I hope that order only applies to the logic of opening jars. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to dancingviolas
Joey Barton has always seemed an unappealing type to me. about 8 hours ago via web
@LadyArse injuring yourself in the process? :P about 8 hours ago via web in reply to LadyArse
@LadyArse @marsglobal or a man to open it. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to LadyArse
@jonboyes @TheLoneTweet Harry would do a number on LFC, promise you the world and then when it goes wrong: blame the players, fans & board about 8 hours ago via web in reply to jonboyes
@SkyBet 3-1 to Barcelona, Munain #FreeBetFriday about 8 hours ago via web
Suarez: "I had team-mates and friends of both colours all the time in the national team, in Liverpool" Ahem, I think you mean team mate. about 9 hours ago via web
@empireofthekop No, John Madjeski named a stadium after himself. Whelan named it after his company, which was changed to be named after him. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to empireofthekop
deer starbucks, how darre u spel my nayme rong! about 10 hours ago via web
@GaryLineker thought Spurs finished 4th this year? about 11 hours ago via web in reply to GaryLineker
@drwillynickle sorry, my response should have been YOU'RE OLD. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to drwillynickle
@Hulstone ageism ;) about 12 hours ago via web in reply to Hulstone
@drwillynickle @ranjay5 to the cool kids it's old. to the mainstream it's barely known. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to drwillynickle
@matthewwprice ...i see about 12 hours ago via web in reply to matthewwprice
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AnnieEaves The only, ONLY, alternative to a penalty shoot-out is the crossbar challenge. about 13 hours ago via web Retweeted by ArticulatePanda and 25 others

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Name Andrew Chrysostom
Location London
Web http://about.me/c...
Bio Social Media Strategist at Ochre House. Arsenal fan, Wenger apologist and dining enthusiast. All views are my own which is why they're so good