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WikiLeaks: Big Pharma caught spying on the WHO. Rocker Pete Townsend reacts: "What the f* do they want from us? We've been clean since '86!
3:16 PM Jan 8th, 2011
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The good news: After a stint in bankruptcy, Six Flags names new CEO. The bad news: It's the annoying old man from their advertising.
10:27 PM Aug 13th, 2010
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Hillary Clinton to Iran: "Stop using death penalty so much." Iran to Hillary: "We will -- IF you stop using baby blue pant suits so much."
8:21 AM Aug 11th, 2010
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2 planes struck by lightning land safely. Meanwhile, fate of douchebag Leno, classy O'Brien uncertain as Coco fights for his staff's future.
2:37 PM Jan 20th, 2010
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Balloon boy parents get jail time, tough probation. The sentence includes having to watch 120 hours of 'My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancé'.
1:17 PM Dec 23rd, 2009
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GM picks Microsoft CFO to run finances. Foreseen changes include: 2011 Chevy Malibu Home & Student Edition, with windows not included.
1:46 PM Dec 21st, 2009
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British survey says Katrina-ravaged Louisiana is America's Happiest State. Louisiana survey says British pollsters don't get sarcasm.
11:42 AM Dec 18th, 2009
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In a series of unfortunate events, Saab (born from jets, later adopted by dysfunctional GM), fails to find a foster home, prepares for doom.
8:12 AM Dec 18th, 2009
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Dear Leader issues new hairstyle guidelines. Cosmo Kramer, Amy Winehouse travel to Pyongyang to vie for Hair Czar position.
11:14 AM Dec 17th, 2009
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Florida State ruling: Judges, lawyers must unfriend on Facebook. Judges worry they won't be allowed to exchange gifts on FarmVille either.
4:34 PM Dec 11th, 2009
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WHO: Smoking kills 5 million per year. Big Tobacco executives fear for their jobs -- for not reaching their yearly goal of 6 million deaths.
9:24 AM Dec 9th, 2009
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Hubble Space Telescope spots several thousand new galaxies. Meanwhile on earth, tabloids spot several dozen new Tiger Woods honies.
10:35 PM Dec 8th, 2009
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After crashing White House, Salahis refuse invite to House Committee hearing, confirm claim they only attend events they're not invited to.
9:16 PM Dec 7th, 2009
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Historic EPA finding: Greenhouse gases harm humans. Historic human finding: EPA wastes millions to "find" what everybody else already knew.
8:41 PM Dec 7th, 2009
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Tiger attends intensive marriage therapy. Elin ready to forgive - if he upgrades prenup AND changes name to Cheetah Woods.
9:48 PM Dec 3rd, 2009
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L'Oreal heiress showers friend with gifts worth $1.5 billion; daughter presses charges, asks why; accused man replies: Because I'm worth it.
9:26 AM Dec 2nd, 2009
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Couple denies crashing White House state dinner, or being self-promoting social climbers -- like the rest of the DC elite who were invited.
11:36 AM Dec 1st, 2009
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After shady car accident, secretive Tiger Woods withdraws from own tourney, citing unspecified injuries -- mainly to squeaky-clean image.
3:28 PM Nov 30th, 2009
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In continuing series of unfortunate events, Saab - born from jets, later adopted by disfunctional GM - now rejected by Swedish foster home.
5:19 PM Nov 24th, 2009
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Dem Senator Schumer says "failure not an option" on health care, confirms that speaking with dumb clichés definitely remains an option.
8:18 PM Nov 23rd, 2009
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