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  1. Just trying to wrap Pauline's Xmas thong yet the sticky tape is being a nightmare!
  2. Christmas no.1 is announced later. I reckon 'Reet Petite' is in the running.
  3. I'm afraid I have something to tell you all. The money is mine now #arthurschristmasclub
  4. Release All The Monkeys back to the wild this Christmas day...or #ratm4xmas
  5. Mike Smith is probably the best TV presenter around at the moment
  6. I know it's for kids, but Saturday Superstore is top notch programming. Mike Read is a great 'shopkeeper'
  7. Chelle is beside herself with grief. Wham! have announced they're splitting up
  8. Wondering what Mrs.Thatcher is thinking about right now?
  9. Pauline is sleepwalking again. She's just tried to hide a banana under her night dress. I diffused the situation before it got messy
  10. @moogyboobles erm, yes I was going to ring you about that! #arthurschristmasclub
  11. RT @Jon_Magic: RT @jupitusphillip: RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE FOR XMAS No.1 #ratm4xmas See here for details http://bit.ly/inthename PLEASE RT
  12. RT @moogyboobles: Hey @Arthur_Fowler are you avoiding me? I need to get on with the Christmas shopping so can I have my money now? #a ...
  13. I strive to be like Coronation Street's Chris Quinten #thereisaidit
  14. OH MY GOD!!!!! BOBBY EWING HAS JUST APPEARED IN A SHOWER ON DALLAS!!
  15. It seems that @deadregcox has been tweeting from the grave again. Why can't he just be like a normal dead person and be quiet?
  16. @pinktrollydolly WHAT!!! where did you hear that from?
  17. RT @pinktrollydolly: @Arthur_Fowler Good evening Mr Fowler, what do you think of your Michelle pregnant?
  18. ...next week's fight looks like a re-match of Big Ron vs Roly the dog
  19. Ali just drove past in the new Ozcab. A lovely brown V-reg Cortina. Only it looked like Chelle's leg was sticking out the rear window?
  20. The paperboy (@serafinowicz) knocked this morning & apologised for yesterday's "issue". I gave him an orange & 20p then sent him on his way