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Just trying to wrap Pauline's Xmas thong yet the sticky tape is being a nightmare!about 2 hours agofrom HootSuite
Christmas no.1 is announced later. I reckon 'Reet Petite' is in the running.2:14 AM Dec 20thfrom Tweetie
Pauline is sleepwalking again. She's just tried to hide a banana under her night dress. I diffused the situation before it got messy4:34 PM Dec 2ndfrom HootSuite
OH MY GOD!!!!! BOBBY EWING HAS JUST APPEARED IN A SHOWER ON DALLAS!!1:02 PM Dec 1stfrom HootSuite
It seems that @deadregcox has been tweeting from the grave again. Why can't he just be like a normal dead person and be quiet?10:05 AM Dec 1stfrom Tweetie
...next week's fight looks like a re-match of Big Ron vs Roly the dog9:45 AM Dec 1stfrom HootSuite
Ali just drove past in the new Ozcab. A lovely brown V-reg Cortina. Only it looked like Chelle's leg was sticking out the rear window?8:46 AM Dec 1stfrom HootSuite
The paperboy (@serafinowicz) knocked this morning & apologised for yesterday's "issue". I gave him an orange & 20p then sent him on his way6:41 AM Dec 1stfrom HootSuite