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  1. I love Christmas music as much as anybody, but every time I turn on the car, "Santa Baby" is playing. C'mon!
  2. Who will end up receiving the biggest payout this holiday season - Senator Ben Nelson or Elin Woods?
  3. Based on recent revelations, I assumed that Tiger's performance enhancing drug of choice would be Viagra - not HGH.
  4. It is never too cold for a milkshake and never too hot for hot chocolate.
  5. The 15 y.o. who sings One Less Lonely Girl kills me when he gets all deep. He probably lives with his parents. Not that that's not cool.
  6. Which is more likely - an employee at a tanning salon who's not orange or an employee at a tattoo parlor who's not inked up?
  7. My erratic car heater is growing increasingly inconvenient as the temperature plunges. It's the Lindsay Lohan of heaters.
  8. Nice win by the Hoosiers. The youngsters are playing some ball. Bring on the Cats.
  9. Went to the new "Which Wich" in Carmel. Delicious Monte Cristo. It's more than just a book, people!
  10. First snow of the year = double your commute. Second snow of the year = @davidwbarrett gives the northsiders a snow day.
  11. When Tiger misses a shot on the course, I think, "He shanked it." When I see pictures of his girlfriends, I think, "He skanked it."
  12. Tiger may be the best golfer in the world, but when it comes to his taste in mistresses, he's an 18 handicapper.
  13. Not sure who is in more over their head - Tiger's PR team or Octomom.
  14. The Patriots secondary got beat worse than Tiger's face.
  15. Give this father a medal. What did you want him to do - take his 5 y.o. into da club? Cartoons are much better. http://tinyurl.com/yhjv7gy
  16. Not sure which was the more surprising performance - Beckham's hair at the MLS Cup or Adam Lambert's at the AMAs.
  17. Don't you hate it when you're at a nice French restaurant and you realize that the "bidet" is actually the sink?
  18. Is there anything in a man's life that compares to the irrational excitement that women feel for the upcoming "New Moon"? Winning Powerball?
  19. If the Pacers keep winning, they'll finish the season 79-3. That's a higher winning percentage than Saddam received in his presidential runs
  20. What's the proper way to compliment a murderer's neckwear? Does "That's a killer tie" strike too close to home?