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  1. @maczter ~ I love it! I suppose one might extend that strategy to landscaping, cars, yard signs, pets, even spouses, perhaps.
  2. @ebertchicago • If it weren't for the illustration, you might have some disappointed stoners. What a difference a definite article makes!
  3. @sugarrob ~ If you have hair on your sides, then a new hairdo isn't going to solve your problem. Maybe a good depilatory?
  4. Where was ol' Pat when Tim McVeigh blew up a bldg? Are all poor white Christians terrorists? http://bit.ly/4cCwQ4 (via @USRealityCheck)
  5. Along with his soul. RT @OTOOLEFAN: Rick Perry's brain has seceded from his body.
  6. Just nominated Digsby for Social Media Gadget http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  7. Heard this in a karaoke bar a few weeks ago, and been wanting to hear the original version ever since. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gda5g
  8. @bettydraper Change? You don't know the half of it, doll. Tell me when you've had a couple of martinis, and I'll fill you in.
  9. Just nominated @shitmydadsays for Funniest Person to Follow http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  10. Just nominated Digsby for Best Non-Profit Use of Social Media http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  11. Winspear Opera House opened today in the Dallas Arts district. Amazing view from the uppermost seats. http://twitpic.com/m1y9o
  12. Orange vs. Red: that's what Dallas is all about this weekend. http://twitpic.com/m02vx
  13. @aplusk • Queen Victoria's husband, Prince Albert, had one. Another reason she was inconsolable when he died?
  14. @garyvee will be at the Brodie World Market in Austin signing his book Oct. 21. http://twitpic.com/l9meq
  15. Any Austin tweeps who might be able to give me a ride to my car? It suddenly won't start, and I thought the spare key might work better.
  16. @OTOOLEFAN • Jesus, Mohammed, Krishna & the Buddha could all return to endorse Obama, and there would still be haters.
  17. @lsteuer03 • More like toe Nutella!
  18. Now the Lollapadaddy of music festivals, Perry Farrell, makes a guest appearance with Eddie and Pearl Jam.
  19. "Why Go Home" when Pearl Jam is rockin'? http://twitpic.com/kbg86
  20. Planted w/Srinivas & friends watching Michael Franti, looking forward 2 Pearl Jam. Gratuitous muddy pic! http://twitpic.com/kbbxz