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Oops, we're going out. tata & fuck off about 2 hours ago via web
@andy_lamb Am I fuck, if I was doing great we'd be staying in, not going out. I'm hearing all about Kieth? She thinks i'm writing a book about 2 hours ago via web in reply to andy_lamb
Right, only way i'm gonna stop her crying (& follow her arse downstairs) is to go out for a happy hack. Wish me fuck! Freudian surely? about 2 hours ago via web
She's crying, I have an erection about 2 hours ago via web
I feel sick about 2 hours ago via web
Righto! There's a 23 year old girl in my flat, she's wearing a green T shirt, red shorts, very used suade chaps & riding boots about 2 hours ago via web
@white_cell Fuck 'em, at the very least they can rub my cock to get me started or they can just fuck off. Who's the whore now then? about 2 hours ago via web in reply to white_cell
When she gets to the top of the stairs, she'll cuddle me & kiss me, then wonder why I have an erection? She's a fucking moron about 2 hours ago via web
She's arrived, as far as I can tell from her intercom voice, she's wearing shorts & no bra about 2 hours ago via web
In 9 weeks i'm 50! I've done more rock & roll fucking than Kieth Moon, in 10 mins I have to ride a horse with a 23yr old girl in jodpurs about 2 hours ago via web
My mate that's gonna take me riding will jump on my & cuddle & kiss me, & i'll have to snap my cock off so as not to seem perverted about 2 hours ago via web
I'm so fucking old and ugly, beautiful young women feel they can come to me for life advice & fatherly company! What cuntish pisstaking about 2 hours ago via web
I'm gonna take a photo of the stunning sex goddess that is about to pick me up to go riding, that way you'll know my suffering about 2 hours ago via web
@chub_chub_ob It helps, but i'll be honest, there seems to be a reggae beat between the boom & the tsch; I was looking more for a four four about 2 hours ago via web in reply to chub_chub_ob
It's like i'm being fucking teased! There's beautiful woman that's just got divorced aiming at my place to take me riding, for a chat? CUNT about 2 hours ago via web
Seriously women! Stop being my fucking friend! Well, I say 'fucking' friend, if you were I would preface it with the word "stop" about 2 hours ago via web
It's not that utter twat that I used to ride with, i'm just so unthreatening I have lots of girl mates. How fucking happy does that make me? about 2 hours ago via web
Fucking cunt banana has started her journey to pick me up to go for a happy hack so she looks less of a cunt if I wasn't there! Sober up about 2 hours ago via web
@SEBC0E And human beings that aren't utter chinless cunts would like to remind you that you are about 2 hours ago via web in reply to SEBC0E
@white_cell What is? about 2 hours ago via web in reply to white_cell

Name Very frustrated Pete
Location Just to the left
Bio Bonkers till I was 36, then they called it a syndrome! Either, or? just don't mess up my cd's! Dian Fossey is my hero. I lose my temper, & swear a lot.