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Arrens

  1. Tempted to do a G+ Hangout wherein I just get drunk & make an ass of myself to see who joins.
  2. I'm bored. Can you tell? yfrog.com/kj44whfj
  3. @grimnir_ I believe you took care of Rule 34 already with that lone picture.
  4. @Llanion There's still plenty of time left in the workday for the Twitterati to come up with more depraved things.
  5. @ForTheLore To assist with the goat. Duh.
  6. So I ask for the gentle touch of a woman's hand, alcohol and a baby goat. I get the last 2. You fuckers are sick, you know that?
  7. @ForTheLore @LoreliAoD @hillarymonahan Don't sweat it. Like Douglas Adams' description of Earth, Lore's mostly harmless.
  8. @Kialesse @PixelExecution @ILikeBubbles Who? #SeeWhatIDidThere?
  9. @ILikeBubbles Well technically, it was Chicago, it's suburbs, and surrounding counties.
  10. @justanna (Ok, that didn't make sense, I admit. Still...)
  11. @justanna Protip: With me, it's ALWAYS about the innuendos. Even this tweet. *wink wink nudge nudge*
  12. @ILikeBubbles 1st? It's "you're". 2nd, @officergleason has clearly forsaken me. And that just makes me sad in the pantalones.
  13. @dechion @ILikeBubbles See, here's the thing. Like L.A., Chicago has asked me politely, but in no uncertain terms, to please not come back.
  14. @ILikeBubbles @Kialesse Oh! Eaten. In the story. Got it.
  15. @ILikeBubbles I've told you before, it'd be awkward. Between your undying devotion and lust for me and your overly large hubby, it'd end bad
  16. @LoreliAoD @ForTheLore @hillarymonahan Ooh. Are we playing "Adventures in Lore's Guild Chat Typing Skills" again?
  17. @Kialesse @ILikeBubbles Wait. What? I'm...intrigued...
  18. @LoreliAoD @ForTheLore @hillarymonahan You forgot 2 letters in that tweet. They are "S" and "H". I'll let you figure where they go. :P
  19. @LoreliAoD @ForTheLore @hillarymonahan A small part of me retains a shred of hope. I don't know why.