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  1. This is why PETA must be figuratively beaten to a pulp with a ball-peen hammer. http://bit.ly/6w1wJb ... I kid about the figuratively part 12:07 AM Nov 27th from web
  2. @mark_ca That is untrue, they are raping an uncomfortable part of one's anatomy with that wallet. 11:58 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to mark_ca
  3. Also note the last tweet is why I seriously have issues with people. 11:49 PM Nov 26th from web
  4. @mark_ca Yeah I was out driving and saw people literally wrapped around a ToysRUs and into a surface lot. This is why I love the web. 11:49 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to mark_ca
  5. RT @JoeDeVitoComedy: Friday's yoga pants already feel tight, and I'm not even wearing them yet. 11:47 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. RT @singingherpes: Turkeys have too large of a carbon footprint. Instead, eat a hobo. They're much more green. What #climategate ? 10:01 AM Nov 26th from web
  7. @badbanana Isn't that an Ozzy Osbourne song with Randy Rhoads on guitar? 9:25 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to badbanana
  8. @jckiedncki Mild allergy to walnuts and similar nuts unfortunately. 9:19 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to jckiedncki
  9. @DetailJunkie I have a rocky relationship with Yo Gabba Gabba... I should like it for the Mark Mothersbaugh angle, but.... 9:18 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to DetailJunkie
  10. Hey #redeye fans, the latest Interrogation Room is published at #thepit and is a super Thanksgiving treat with @billschulz! 9:17 AM Nov 26th from web
  11. RT @evanier: Last week, the empty lot down the street was full of pumpkins. Now, they've all mysteriously become Christnas trees. 12:30 AM Nov 26th from web
  12. @jckiedncki I stand corrected! Though the walnut part I would eschew but an interesting recipe. 12:24 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to jckiedncki
  13. @jckiedncki Baking is simple precision... and unforgiving. 12:15 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to jckiedncki
  14. One of those odd songs where Puffy's iterations of it blow the doors off Unicorn's original cut... a barn burner. http://bit.ly/8OhqQj 11:56 PM Nov 25th from web
  15. RT @JTlol: This is how you have to handle guys like that: http://www.27bslash6.com/p2... 8:35 PM Nov 25th from web
  16. @daubu They are in the odd position of 4shows than nothing for a while... they had to give something away & hope people care months from now 8:31 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to daubu
  17. @jonfun "Brittney Porn" truly is the hardest hookerbot on Twitter. 8:29 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to jonfun
  18. @mark_ca Me too, @alisonrosen is the bomb. 8:29 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to mark_ca
  19. @snarkandboobs Its not like they said "I'm Dreaming of a Half White Christmas" #obamacarols 8:28 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to snarkandboobs
  20. Hey @alisonrosen Maple Bacon was the real star of Fiddler on the Roof (The Alison Rosen Live Show live › http://ustre.am/6CRu) 8:20 PM Nov 25th from Ustream
  • Name The Arquette Sisters
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  • Bio Moderate Republican. Blogger at Greg Gutfeld’s The Daily Gut. Assist on things related to Red Eye. Also totes super cool. Eater of Top Ramen.
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