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  1. "Ghost Hunting with the Happy Mondays" on at 11.40. Seriously. Do ghosts sell crack? 5 minutes ago from Tweetie
  2. @davetaylor1972 Danny Dyer's Hardest Bloggers! about 10 hours ago from web in reply to davetaylor1972
  3. To the cunt who has smashed off my car wing mirror. You are a cunt. Apologies. I'm not feeling particularly articulate. about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Made it through the first hour and a half of "The Matrix Reloaded". It's like my brain has shat itself. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. What are the odds I can get someone famous to write a proper 1st anniversary blog celeb post? about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @Bang2write I've actually had to go and buy more chocolates because all that are left are orange and strawberry cremes. 10:03 AM Dec 29th from Tweetie in reply to Bang2write
  7. New Years Eve: It's like going out with your mates but it costs more and you can't get served at the bar. 9:33 AM Dec 29th from web
  8. @DarkBeige you wouldve thought they wouldve got James Corden as he wrote Gavin & Stacey and would go to the opening of an envelope. 10:01 AM Dec 28th from Tweetie in reply to DarkBeige
  9. @DarkBeige It handily sidestepped the massive 80s cocaine problem and shagging Courtney Love! 9:03 AM Dec 28th from Tweetie in reply to DarkBeige
  10. You can keep your sophisticated festive meals. Tonight I am having crispy pancakes. I WIN!!! 9:23 AM Dec 27th from Tweetie
  11. @AndyBasildon Ha ha! I'd never catch her. She's far more nimble. And with this belly... 8:56 AM Dec 27th from Tweetie in reply to AndyBasildon
  12. Kid B has drawn picture of me with "your fat tummy, daddy". Resolution has been decided for me, it seems. 8:52 AM Dec 27th from Tweetie
  13. @antonvowl I am considering whether I can reasonably open a bottle of wine. 8:33 AM Dec 27th from Tweetie in reply to antonvowl
  14. Kid B is playing CBeebies on interweb, better half is watching Strictly Come Dancing final. Death cannot come quickly enough. 8:30 AM Dec 27th from Tweetie
  15. What day is it? Who's the president? WHAT YEAR?!?!? 8:23 AM Dec 27th from Tweetie
  16. @nausea18 My reading of it to my kids is award-worthy. "Daddy does all the voices" is the cry in our house! 2:17 AM Dec 26th from Tweetie in reply to nausea18
  17. Best thing on TV yesterday? The Gruffalo by a country mile. Still bitter they didn't ask me to do the voices though. 1:56 AM Dec 26th from Tweetie
  18. Been told I'm unromantic for hating 'Love Actually'. No, it's because I'm a romantic I hate 'Love Actually'. 3:27 PM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  19. Gavin & Stacey followed by Catherine Tate. I'm actually fucking wishing for a Morecambe and Wise repeat. 2:35 PM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  20. Is it me or is the comedy style in this Royle Family episode completely different to everything else they've done previously? 1:54 PM Dec 25th from Tweetie