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  1. Now go retweet that to your critics under 30, lest they head to Film Forum this weekend to bask in ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. about 15 hours ago via web
  2. RT @CMasonWells: MOONRISE KINGDOM will screen 35mm at the Regal Union Square and Linc Center. BAM to be all digital screenings. about 15 hours ago via web
  3. This gave me an idea. Ahem. about 15 hours ago via web
  4. Passed by hipsters this morning outside of the Regal Union Square, staring at the MOONRISE KINGDOM times. "But...it's digital," one said. about 15 hours ago via web
  5. @iamBenLyons @lafilmcritics @fakeshalit @filmdrunk @fakeschickel . 1:51 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iamBenLyons
  6. .@LAFilmCritics @Filmdrunk @FakeShalit @FakeSchickel it isn't a feud unless @iamBenLyons and the Mankiewicz child. #TRUTHBOMB 11:36 AM May 24th via web
  7. Have heard Lee Daniels' latest literally pissed on the face of Cannes as critics eagerly lap up the hits. Horrific. 11:34 AM May 24th via web
  8. It will become the definitive deconstruction and presentation of boys pretending to be men in the army. I'm thrilled for this news. 2:24 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  9. The decision to convert GI JOE RETALIATION to 3D will have the same effect it did to THE GREEN HORNET. 2:23 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @GuidoC Is that the fellow in Queens? 12:31 PM May 22nd via web in reply to GuidoC
  11. When it's rainy I like a warm mug of mint tea. And the delicious tears of hipsters having their lives stolen by Kevin Smith. 9:14 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  12. The foodie hipster goes to IHOP to sample irony, as if there's anything wrong with a smiling whipped cream pancake. 8:49 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Never has a hipster concentration been so high since this Great Googa Mooga thing. And foodie hipsters! The most dangerous! 8:49 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Forgot--THE COLOR WHEEL is back at BAM as a 35mm print. And color corrected, I'm told. Through next Thursday. 3:06 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. JOHNNY BLAZE > KITTY PRYDE #TRUTHBOMB 1:00 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Luckily for me, my Focus rep has informed me MOONRISE KINGDOM won't screen anywhere in NYC. Strange, though, she said "for Armonds." 9:01 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPad
  17. "Oh! I see glimpses of Traffaut!" Bullshit! You see glimpses of hope that namedropping directors will appeal to that Keyframe fellow. 9:00 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPad
  18. The fanboyish praise for Anderson's paltry MEATBALLS adaption is exactly why the blogger-critics under 30 love him. 8:55 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPad
  19. @ExtAngel @mattsinger you've been reading my REIGN OF FIRE fan fiction again? 1:43 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ExtAngel
  20. My sole regret is not being able to see MOONRISE KINGDOM. And then laugh, quite loudly, throughout the entire film. 9:09 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPad
  • Name Fake Armond
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  • Bio If this were real I'd be a film critic. But this is fake, so I just drop bombs like it's 1945.
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