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  1. And yes, my cat's name is Fluffernutters. If you don't like it, you can take a long walk off a short fucking canyon. WILE E. COYOTE'D about 11 hours ago from web
  2. I just read that cats leave their shits uncovered to establish dominance. So I shit in my cat's litter box. TAKE THAT, FLUFFERNUTTERS! about 11 hours ago from web
  3. @avengir @JackGattanella Is your favorite color red? Do you oppose the right to bear truthbombs? YOUR PETITION IS FEEBLE AND OH SO SAD! about 15 hours ago from web
  4. @latheylloyd @myinsidejoe I will be on Rotten Tomatoes until the heavens rain fire, thus destroying civilization. And also the internet. about 15 hours ago from web
  5. @catchulhas I emailed James Cameron yesterday. Subject: "You" Message: "make me sick." UBER PWNBOMB! about 15 hours ago from web
  6. @rentreality @knackattack I will be on Rotten Tomatoes until the end of time! TRUTHBOMB OF UNFATHOMABLE SADNESS! about 15 hours ago from web
  7. This past weekend, I laid more pipe than Tiger Woods, watched a shitload of movies and got paid to do it. YOUR LIFE BLOWS! TRUTHBOMB! about 15 hours ago from web
  8. My words speak truth. Princess and the Frog is a shameful act of reparations on the part of Disney. In other news: BIG TITTIES! FUCK YEAH! 2:53 PM Dec 9th from web
  9. @ronaldhennessy You are painfully mistaken, "Ronald!" My film critiques are transcendent, powerful and I fucked your mom. 9:51 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to ronaldhennessy
  10. Brothers is such a shitshow. Tobey Maguire trying to be a badass? Yeah, that should work! Have we learned NOTHING from Emo Spiderman? 9:48 AM Dec 9th from web
  11. Just kidding. I loved Blade Runner. Wait. That was Ridley Scott? Well shit, I guess I fucking hate James Cameron. TRUTHBOMB! 3:01 PM Dec 7th from web
  12. James Cameron called me last night, sobbing. I told him Avatar is going to fucking tank. He cried more, hung up and hopefully offed himself. 2:49 PM Dec 7th from web
  13. Do you want me to reveal the genius behind this fake Armond account? Yeah? Are you ready? It's...GO FUCK YOURSELVES!! 2:16 PM Dec 7th from web
  14. @wealthofnations Next Day Air has it all, son! The guy from Scrubs! The guy from The Wire! Cocaine! Package delivery! Fuck you! 1:10 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to wealthofnations
  15. Another weekend is winding down, and I haven't nearly laid enough pipe and watched enough shitty movies. Let's do it again next week! 8:57 PM Dec 6th from web
  16. It's been 5 weeks since my last tweet. I've been laying pipe and stalking Peter Jackson. Fun fact: He eats a shitload of Wendy's! TRUTH! 4:20 PM Dec 2nd from web
  17. Reminder to my loyal followers: I am NOT Armond White. But, like Armond, I would do dirty things to Jason Statham. TRUTHBOMB 7:28 AM Oct 23rd from web
  18. That may have been a bit sexist. If you were offended, please accept my humble apology. http://bit.ly/2OXreT 12:56 PM Oct 20th from web
  19. I enjoy the little things in life, like the sound of women making me sandwiches. 11:58 AM Oct 20th from web
  20. #mm Anything by Randy Newman, am I right? The man's work really adds to the genius of Pixar. Oh and also: PIXAR FUCKING BLOWS 8:10 AM Oct 19th from web
  • Name Armond White
  • Location Where truth merges with ninja
  • Bio If this were real I'd be a film critic. But this is fake, so I just drop bombs like it's 1945.
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