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Arkeenta

  1. My coworkers are the nicest premature ejaculators ever! #May27th instagr.am/p/LEIqbKlvzI/
  2. I wanna sneak off and see Moonrise Kingdom this weekend...
  3. @shannon_devlin see at Rancho, cool. 😏
  4. Gotta unfollow @BlakeCostanzo51 now... Seeing as how he's a GODDAMN Chicago Bear now!!!
  5. “@IGN: Casino Royale's Mads Mikkelsen has joined the cast of #Thor2 as a villain go.ign.com/LJJwaS”<-my bet is "The Executioner"
  6. Just found out my boss is a Stone Mason... Whoaaaaa
  7. Now you're just a Sebo that I uuuuuuused to knowwww.
  8. "Jameson: The Drell Adept" starring Johnny Depp
  9. In the cave bumpin @DJCOMBSY on #TheDispensary
  10. @HeyitsTeeenaJ <------Trick Slapper
  11. @HeyitsTeeenaJ she said you ain't no thug.
  12. Hey, so, this Friday we should consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol to celebrate the fact that I was born 23 years 363 days from Friday.
  13. @VagueJon well... Not ALLLLLLLL my friends... Thanks for coming out for my birthday this weekend-- oh wait. Hmph.
  14. That being said: I'm a better friend to my friends, then my friends are to me... It's all good though.
  15. It's a good day when you can facilitate a blow job for a buddy while he's on the clock.
  16. So, does Prince Charming have a hot sister???
  17. Dentist = sit around for 45 minutes while nothing happens.
  18. The Great Gatsby looks cool... I barely remember the book, but Leo DiCaprio is the man... Obviously.
  19. Don't be afraid of what you need
  20. @M3EZYMAJOR NASA though???