Arisu_2
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To whomever ate cake at the hospital tree lighting ceremony: I apologize. The lady who served it used her fingers and licked them each time.
about 24 hours ago
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Ah. It's been awhile since I've been mistaken for a high school student. It's not as refreshing as it sounds.
4:57 PM Dec 8th
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Salesman: Who do you currently use for office supplies? Me: ... You. We've been preferred customers for years. Salesman: (absolute panic)
2:30 PM Dec 8th
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Hello beautiful, adopted son. Your name is Jose, but I shall call you Leonardo. When you grow up, you'll have all sorts of questions to ask.
8:24 AM Dec 8th
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McDonald's needs to rethink this "Biggest Angus Fan!" promotion. It's stupid on so. many. levels.
8:32 PM Dec 7th
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@ Heat? Sun? What are these crazy things you speak of?
11:18 PM Dec 5th
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in reply to markhughes3000
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Pregnant bartender? Fine. Pregnant bartender not drinking? Awesome. Pregnant bartender smoking? Fail... Has she never read the package?
8:20 PM Dec 5th
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Got stale beer at the bar. It's okay since I'm not the birthday boy. Wait, what?
7:12 PM Dec 5th
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#1 reason why you should be rude to telemarketers? If given the chance, they'll be rude to you first. (Best defense is a good offense, etc.)
8:08 AM Dec 4th
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@ Ha...Noes. Strangely, I don't miss those. I wanted to try this Caramel Apple Microwave Popcorn. Pick N Save put in a request for it!
1:50 AM Dec 3rd
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in reply to Loooke
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You know you've reach a new level of sad when you contact your supermarket requesting if they can carry a product you're looking for.
12:09 PM Dec 2nd
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Couldn't have planned it better. Cost to mail a certified letter to the IRS: $6.66
9:13 AM Dec 2nd
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Wow! Received a positive/non-sleezy compliment. A visitor told me I looked "fresh". Short, sweet...and it didn't make me feel uncomfortable!
1:30 PM Dec 1st
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@ Surprisely no! Another lady has a questionable skirt/leggings combo. I hadn't noticed, but 3 separate people mentioned it to me.
1:26 PM Dec 1st
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in reply to ryanschade
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The office collective has singled out one lady's outfit to dislike today. It's a tough crowd in office fashion today.
11:32 AM Dec 1st
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@ I'm feeling very flustered today. It's something new every day... some days are just more sad then others. But thanks...Miss you!
1:42 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to sugartank
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Annnd I'm pretty sure I just screwed up the aforementioned employee's obituary. What kind of funeral home calls up a place of employment?
11:17 AM Nov 30th
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@ She seemed in shock. He was young and died of a heart attack. @ Thank you. I didn't know him, but doesn't make it less sad.
11:16 AM Nov 30th
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in reply to ryanschade
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Caller: This is Nate's mother. I wanted to talk to someone because my son won't be coming in. He died over the weekend. Me: (flabbergasted)
9:29 AM Nov 30th
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Apparently my new hair colour brings out my blue eyes. Which is awesome since my eyes are green. At least the office collective likes it.
7:18 AM Nov 30th
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- Name Katrina
- Location Racine, WI
- Web http://freshmince...
- Bio Newly minted American citizen and forever the optimist. You’ll often find me wishing I were sleeping or ranting about work as a receptionist.
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