ArianeSherine
- @tkingdoll @RichardWiseman Alas, my slot on R4 was called Thought For The Afternoon, and was only an equivalent, not on the Today programme.about 3 hours ago from web in reply to tkingdoll
- @YorkshireLen @Hanescymru @scibuff @victortalha You are too kind. I shall rise from this ignominious maths-based defeat, and vanquish Boris.about 21 hours ago from web in reply to YorkshireLen
- Thank you for all your jokes. I am now going to go and dig myself a big Saddam-hole for people who can't do multiplication. So embarrassed.about 22 hours ago from web
- @paulbailey Yes, I am, but after this revelation, chances are he probably earns thousands more on the side which he's not declared yet.about 22 hours ago from web in reply to paulbailey
- @davepdotorg @andrewholmes @cripesonfriday @kev_heritage @moitio @AtheistBlogger Stop laughing. I am still going to kick him in the goolies.about 22 hours ago from web in reply to davepdotorg
- Okay, so I don't earn £8 a year. But compared to Boris Johnson, I do! And he dubs his salary "chicken feed" which means mine is amoeba feed.about 22 hours ago from web
- I can't do sums! I am wholly embarrassed. And Boris Johnson still earns 31 times what I earn. If I ever meet him, I fully intend to mug him.about 22 hours ago from web
- @MrHunnybun @DavidWhe @rosscbrown @crabtoast @moitio How very embarrassing! I meant, of course, 312 times. Yes. Ahem. It's still too much.about 22 hours ago from web in reply to MrHunnybun
- @thehistoryguy Very pleased to hear it. Most people at the BBC have taken a rather different stance, so it's lovely that you support it.about 24 hours ago from web in reply to thehistoryguy
- @exoskeleton It should. I always think the syntax of that sentence sounds quite Yoda-esque too - surely it should read "We Trust In God"?1:48 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to exoskeleton
- @thehistoryguy Mike Upchurch at HarperCollins tells me you refuse to capitalise "God" (and his associated pronouns) as he doesn't exist!1:44 AM Jul 14th from web
- @Graham_Nunn It's probably my awry imagination, but "V gangs", rather than being short for "vegan gangs", just sounds tremendously rude.4:11 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to Graham_Nunn
- @PaulNUK Thanks for the tip. It's not proving overly easy unfortunately, but I'm sure I'll get there sometime in the next few days.2:43 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to PaulNUK
- @MrMarmite Never fear, Mr Marmite. I myself am an American citizen, with an American passport and an American father. It was just amusing.2:42 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to MrMarmite
- RT @benparkatbjs Why Britain is better than America: http://tinyurl.com/4lhqkh (via @damianjennings). Atheist Bank Campaign? (Brilliant!)8:36 AM Jul 13th from web
- @Xibee You think his name is "Tofu"? Would parents really be that cruel? If so, I bet he wishes he'd never been Quorn...8:34 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to Xibee
- This gave me a much-needed laugh on a Monday morning: RT @c_j_s They were going to write "QUORN" in big letters, but there wasn't mushroom.12:45 AM Jul 13th from web
- @BritJamez So "TOFU" could have been preceded by "I WANT" and followed by "CK YOU"? True, but the suffix could also have been "MBLE INEPTLY"12:37 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to BritJamez
- @juslikemusic How helpful the youth are nowadays. Maybe I *should* have let the chap who wanted to hold my iPhone the other day have a look.12:33 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to juslikemusic
- @marksmadsen Did you say 'tough'? Maybe that's what they were trying to say! They just amalgamated the phrase 'we're tougher than you'.12:31 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to marksmadsen
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- Name Ariane Sherine
- Location London
- Web http://www.ariane...
- Bio Guardian comment contributor, comedy writer and creator of the Atheist Bus Campaign (ABC, not to be confused with Archbishop of Canterbury)
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