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AriShaffir

  1. Because you asked! #HuntForTheEdible tomorrow! RT @nasty45: @AriShaffir Ari is there a hunt this weekend? I wanna hook up my Canadian boys. about 2 hours ago via Tweetings for iPhone
  2. My friend @SteveRannazzisi and I are performing at 8:00pm at the Improv Wednesday. Big show. Be there! hollywood.improv.com/show.cfm?id=15… about 3 hours ago via Tweetings for iPhone
  3. Game face! @MayhemMiller ready for weigh ins. You can't see his hair but it's awesome! twitter.com/AriShaffir/sta… about 3 hours ago via Camera on iOS
  4. Who's coming to my Foxwoods shows? It's June 7-9. foxwoods.com/arishaffir.aspx about 4 hours ago via Tweetings for iPhone
  5. I was gonna go on the paleo diet before I realized cave men were all short and stocky. about 7 hours ago via Tweetings for iPhone
  6. Here's the new episode of Your Mom's House I did with @TomSegura @Braunger @ChristinaP & @BertKreischer. yourmomshousepodcast.com/ep-59-is-up-li… 4:55 PM May 24th via web
  7. Did you guys know that Cal Ripken looking guy who used to bounce for Springer STILL has his own show? 4:38 PM May 24th via web
  8. I love creative homeless people. Not as much as uncreative homeful people, but way better than the uncreative homeless. twitter.com/AriShaffir/sta… 12:10 PM May 24th via Camera on iOS
  9. If a girl sits to my right wearing a button down shirt, I WILL try to look at her bra. 10:46 AM May 24th via Tweetings for iPhone
  10. Tuesday's episode of #PunchDrunk is on iTunes. @MayhemMiller, @MattKnost & @SamTripoli & I talk sports & rape. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/pun… 10:39 AM May 24th via Tweetings for iPhone
  11. What press should I do in San Francisco for my show at @CobbsComedyClub on June 13? 9:15 AM May 24th via Tweetings for iPhone
  12. Your Mom's House live was so fun last night. @bertkreischer @mattbraunger @tomsegura @ChristinaP What a great crew! 9:02 AM May 24th via Tweetings for iPhone
  13. Just a reminder. #Shroomfest is July 21, 22, & 23. I might be in Canada for at least one of the days. 6:28 PM May 23rd via web
  14. And me! RT @ChristinaP excited for Your Mom's House live from @jonlovitzclub with @bertkreischer and @mattbraunger and @tomsegura 8pm PST! 3:43 PM May 23rd via web
  15. Tonight in Hollywood! w/ @kumailn @jonahray @SarahKSilverman @jessirklein @seanconroy @oldmanweldon @brianbabylon & me! nerdmeltla.com/tickets2/index… 12:30 PM May 23rd via web
  16. Fuck mornings. 10:23 AM May 23rd via Tweetings for iPhone
  17. @Jon_Huck First time. Thanks for doing it, man. That was a lot of fun. 2:17 AM May 23rd via Tweetings for iPhone in reply to Jon_Huck
  18. @notabreadwinner @meganamram Sounds blasphemous. She must have gone to a reformed school. Girls wearing yarmulkas? Crazy! 7:03 PM May 22nd via Tweetings for iPhone in reply to notabreadwinner
  • Name Ari Shaffir
  • Location LA
  • Web http://www.arithe...
  • Bio Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank podcast: http://bit.ly/vc2CRp Denver, CO 5/10-5/12 http://comedyworks.com/comedians/609
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