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  1. Immutable Law of Crowds: The guy with the loudest voice has the lowest IQ and the highest blood alcohol level. At least the Tigers won.
  2. From a Baby Boomer friend who's maybe a bit tired of hearing about the Greatest Generation: "If they were so great, how do they explain us?"
  3. I'd love to believe Michael Vick cried in prison because he was remorseful, but I bet he actually cried in prison because he was in prison.
  4. Booked a trip with frequent flier points. Had to cancel. Airline is charging me $100 to rebank my miles. Why? Do they put 'em back by hand?
  5. Ben Roethlisberger, FYI, is a very hard guy to tweet about. Memo to plaintiffs: Just for space purposes, next time please sue Brett Favre.
  6. Roethlisberger's lawyer says he “has never sexually assaulted anyone, especially Andrea McNulty." How do you especially not assault someone?
  7. Phone rang at 9:15 a.m. Woman from VISA said it was a courtesy call. I said it woulda seemed a lot more courteous at 11. She didn't get it.
  8. Just started my day at the paragraph factory with a chocolate Moon Pie. If that doesn't prime the creative pump, nothing will.