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  1. @caseymultimedia Better than drinking and driving, though.
  2. After a fifteen hour day: Sleep. Too much going on...
  3. Sorry, @big_ben_clock, you were fun for a while, but the novelty has worn off after about eight hours.
  4. @caseymultimedia I follow @AdmiralAckbar_ for the same reason.
  5. @kapilvt Welcome to there, mang! Wish you were here.
  6. @dchud All of which sound the same.
  7. @dchud At least you didn't find Dynomutt dead inside. http://tinyurl.com/yjbfb4n
  8. @PeapodDelivers Same order as @Hedda1987. Thanks, but no need for a call - they just need to get better at hitting the window.
  9. @fatmanafterdark You spelled my name wrong.
  10. Fourth time in a row @PeapodDelivers has missed the window. They badly need to fix the scheduling problems in DC or we're going to Safeway.
  11. @dbrunton Tweeting is only the first half of the Birds And The Bees talk.
  12. What do you call Swine Flu in a cat? http://tinyurl.com/y9llwww
  13. Three unmarked cars, a helicopter, and a swarm of police. Not your normal traffic stop. http://twitpic.com/oah3f
  14. @dchud If you can stand to drink something from New Jersey: Try the Climax.
  15. Dear aptitude moo, When you tell me there are no Easter Eggs in your program, I don't believe you. Sincerely, Skeptical Superuser
  16. @scottphelps Zoinks!
  17. @Kezzles Who is the second?
  18. In Defense of Jaywalking: http://tinyurl.com/yh6gfys
  19. Running Total of the Number of People Who Are Moving to Logan Circle to be Closer to Birch & Barley: 1
  20. @aboyko There be dragons, my friend.