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Arce_Mac

LOVING my Coldplay Pandora station right now! On fucking point! 9:20 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
Beautiful Monday morning! :D 5:52 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
danecook If you like texting while you drive you might also enjoy brushing your teeth with a gun or wiping your ass with a chainsaw. 2:53 PM May 15th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Arce_Mac and 4488 others
@AnaMars89 HOOCH! 7:57 PM May 12th via Twitter for Android in reply to AnaMars89
Lady liberty. :) instagr.am/p/KfYkiaptNt/ 7:52 AM May 11th via Instagram
Gorg! instagr.am/p/KS74O7JtHr/ 11:50 AM May 6th via Instagram
@AnaMars89 @LaTinaPepperoni OMGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSS! 5:56 AM May 3rd via Twitter for Android in reply to AnaMars89
MensHumor The five second rule also applies to wearing sunglasses indoors. #DontBeADouche 6:30 PM Apr 25th via HootSuite Retweeted by Arce_Mac and 4524 others
MensHumor #ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize you’ve been mispronouncing a word your entire life. 10:00 AM Apr 21st via HootSuite Retweeted by Arce_Mac and 2746 others
What proves that I hang out with @laylawnkneee too damn much? Making appearances as the 2nd result on Google images when searching her name. 11:25 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for Android
Javster13 The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering. 4:19 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Arce_Mac
MensHumor The worst part about being a male figure skater is that even if you win a gold medal you're still a male figure skater. 5:00 PM Apr 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by Arce_Mac and 2656 others
@LaTinaPepperoni @AnaMars89 HOLY MOLY! TIME FLIES! CAN'T WAITTT! 12:42 PM Apr 11th via Twitter for Android in reply to LaTinaPepperoni
BergmannWes Jealousy is a terrible disease #GetWellSoon 9:55 AM Apr 10th via SocialOomph Retweeted by Arce_Mac and 44 others
MensHumor Everybody has that one friend who's laugh is funnier than the joke. 11:00 AM Apr 10th via HootSuite Retweeted by Arce_Mac and 4774 others
OMGFactsSex Miami is the city with the longest sex sessions: 35 minutes. Chicago has the shortest: 26 minutes. 7:01 PM Apr 10th via HootSuite Retweeted by Arce_Mac and 472 others
flea333 thanks for all the kind words about the show tonight! just trying to get lost in the groove 10:33 PM Apr 2nd via web Retweeted by Arce_Mac and 118 others
@RHCPchad @flea333 @ChiliPeppers Just got to see u live in Orlando AND Sunrise! AMAZING! I'm gonna be in heaven for a while! #dreamcometrue 9:21 PM Apr 2nd via Twitter for Android
You deserve better, dog! Hahahahahahahahahahhaahaha 8:54 PM Apr 1st via Twitter for Android
"I think I should just marry myself...I'm so much fun!" @laylawnkneee Hahahaha! 6:47 PM Apr 1st via Twitter for Android