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  1. Office Depot can really go to hell. Seriously. Their ability to "make things right" is completely unsatisfactory. 9:15 AM Dec 6th from TweetDeck
  2. My badass awesome desk that I ordered from Office Depot, which showed up late, also showed up BROKEN. VERY unhappy right now. 8:36 AM Dec 6th from TweetDeck
  3. HELL YEAH LONGHORNS!!! WOOOO HOOO!!!!! 8:36 PM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
  4. I really wish my heater worked today. 4:54 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  5. I think it's kinda funny, I think it's kinda sad... the dreams I have of dying are the best ones that I've had... 9:07 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  6. I wish I felt useful or capable for the world in any capacity lately. 9:44 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  7. Down 1.5% in weight from last week. Go me! http://bit.ly/3aJciY 7:53 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  8. Somehow, even with some bad food choices and not much exercise, I LOST 3 LBS THIS WEEK!!! BOOYAH!! http://www.TheAquaticJew.com 10:51 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  9. http://bit.ly/IWziT Funniest damn link I've seen in months. I CAN'T TYPE, laughing so hard. Seriously. it's just GENIOUS. 8:31 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  10. Sometimes life doesn't hand you lemons; it lobs them at your head. 10:53 AM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  11. FYI: Never take sleeping pills and laxatives in the same night. 8:51 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  12. @Vanther Oh, nevermind, they updated their release date. YAY! 5 days after my birthday!! 10:42 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to Vanther
  13. @Vanther 6/9. :( 10:41 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to Vanther
  14. Joined a "Biggest Loser" competition at work. BACK on the fitness bandwagon!! http://bit.ly/3aJciY #gamedevdiet 10:27 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
  15. Hmmm... should I start coloring my hair again? 10:28 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  16. @think_against Spies Like Us. 9:47 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck in reply to think_against
  17. @jonjones That TMNT one made me spit on my monitor I was laughing so hard. 8:29 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck in reply to jonjones
  18. My wife doesn't like 80's slapstick comedy. :( 8:06 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  19. @jonjones Headphones, plants, and a different environment. You really need a dedicated workspace, if possible. 2:26 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck in reply to jonjones
  20. @bbrathwaite Think you could do it blindfolded? 6:00 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to bbrathwaite