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New play: “Gayest Christmas Pageant Ever.” Producers: “See it with someone you haven’t figured out how to tell your parents about!”
about 22 hours ago
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The latest golf score: Tiger 0, Woods 1.
9:42 AM Dec 1st
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Google apologizing 4 offensive image of Michelle Obama @ top of search page. It shows her able 2 bench-press *only* 200 lbs.
9:57 AM Nov 30th
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Oprah announced special where she sits down w/Prez & Michelle Obama. The name of the special: “Oprah’s Favorite Things”
9:41 AM Nov 29th
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Health experts say drink lots of water before sitting down to T'giving. And if you're sitting down with in-laws, just plain drink.
8:35 AM Nov 26th
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Regis Philbin announced time off from his show for hip surgery. Temporarily filling in for him: a kazoo hooked up to a megaphone.
9:45 AM Nov 25th
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“Twilight: New Moon” movie made $142 million opening weekend. I.e., 142 teenage girls saw it 1 million times each.
9:57 AM Nov 24th
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Hot holiday toy: the “Zhu Zhu Pet” robot hamster. So sophisticated, one went back in time to kill the inventor of the hamster wheel.
9:59 AM Nov 23rd
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More Americans would eat Thanksgiving dinner w Hillary Clinton than Sarah Palin. Mainly b/c Palin’s main dish is “Levi’s Giblets.”
10:35 AM Nov 22nd
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MN man has been speaking to his son only in Klingon for the first 3 years of his life. His wife has set her phaser on “divorce.”
9:39 AM Nov 20th
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New McDonalds branch designed to look like Euro café. Workers will ask, “What does it matter if you want fries, when our end is doom?”
9:39 AM Nov 19th
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Levi Johnston will not fully expose himself in Playgirl. IE, pic won't feature the only reason we know the name “Levi Johnston.”
9:44 AM Nov 18th
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In China, Obama criticized the Government’s Web censorship. Or, as the speech was translated to Chinese Web users, “Buffering.”
9:50 AM Nov 17th
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Russian Prez Medvedev announces major plan to overcome the legacy of Soviet Union. : public execution of Yakov Smirnoff.
9:45 AM Nov 16th
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Germany and France held 1st-ever joint ceremony to commemorate end of WWI. Then they said, “Now let's party like it’s 1919!”
10:07 AM Nov 12th
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Obama has narrowed down his Afghanistan options to four strategies: Eeny, meeny, miny, or mo.
10:03 AM Nov 11th
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Great pro-gay marriage witty ditty:
7:39 PM Nov 10th
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Bon Jovi played 20th ann. party @ Berlin Wall. They have a vested interest in reminding us of things that were exciting 20 yrs ago.
9:49 AM Nov 10th
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@ don't shop at DSG pro-shops that sell Russell clothing made in sweatshops
1:17 PM Nov 9th
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American Academy of Family Physicians letting Coke sponsor its website. #1 item on the site: “Pepsi Will Shrink Your Penis.”
9:58 AM Nov 9th
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- Name Rob Kutner
- Location Tehran
- Web http://www.apocal...
- Bio Your guide to turning the end of times into the best of times
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