ApocalypseHow
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Every new social media site sounds like the name of someone Captain Kirk fought or fucked.
about 10 hours ago
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If Darth raised Luke (h/t @):
about 11 hours ago
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Can't believe Universal didn't go with the slogan for BATTLESHIP that I proposed: "The Battle for Earth Begins in My Pants."
8:17 PM May 24th
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New evidence suggest Columbus was Jewish. It's a map showing the quickest route to the West Indies and away from his mother
3:04 PM May 24th
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@ @ Close Encounters of the Third Base?
2:03 PM May 24th
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in reply to nerdist
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Great news: NBC just gave my marriage a 13-episode final season!
1:32 PM May 24th
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@ I like "spotted" - as if Johnson's like "They're onto us, boys - get me back into my regular pirate blouse!"
1:19 PM May 24th
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in reply to HitFixDaniel
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Libertarian are nostalgic for a simpler America when they were still in their early 20s and hated college and their Dad.
12:54 PM May 24th
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@ Mounds is the Mitt Romney of oddly short chocolate confections.
11:04 AM May 24th
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in reply to MoRocca
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Anyone who wears a Bluetooth headset should answer it, "Hello - denied attention as a child!"
10:40 AM May 24th
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Check out this mashup of Mad Men with Game of Thrones done with Star Wars Lego figures to the Mortal Kombat music!
8:56 PM May 23rd
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Let's all meet up at 3:00 and kick the shit out of Auto-Correct behind the bleachers.
6:32 PM May 23rd
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"Make Love not War!" (debate at the Kill Kurt Cobain Robot Factory, c. 1992)
5:37 PM May 23rd
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Right now, dozens of Hollywood executives are in toy stores, trying to figure out what this "Great Gatsby" board game is.
3:53 PM May 23rd
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EXCLUSIVE: My solution to Facebook's stock woes (courtesy of @):
3:41 PM May 23rd
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If I'm ever in a boy band, I want to be known as "The Vestigial-Tailed One."
2:29 PM May 23rd
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This "deal" with Iran is like Robin Williams' bit on gunless British cops: "Stop! Or I'll... yell 'Stop' again!"
1:19 PM May 23rd
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ON THE NEXT : "Shut the door." "What is it, Don?" "No, all the way." "Better?" "Still a crack." "I'll call Maintenance." {AMC}
12:00 PM May 23rd
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I'm hetero and married, and yet can't help being a little gay for the dreamy locks of Jon Snow.
10:57 PM May 22nd
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Odd that "The Great Gatsby" trailer ends w/DiCaprio saying to camera "If you want to know how it ends, you'll have to read the book!"
6:53 PM May 22nd
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- Name Rob Kutner
- Location iPhone: 0.000000,0.000000
- Web http://www.apocal...
- Bio Rob Kutner. Conan/Daily Show writer, author of the new 99-cent e-book THE FUTURE ACCORDING TO ME (http://t.co/GUyPlCv) and the book this account is named after.
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