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  1. I'm thinking Arby's. #truestatement #comeonyoucangetCHEESESTICKSfromtheDRIVETHRU
  2. @mattbelknap Dude, of course! You had some gems that were slept on!
  3. Drove through West Hollywood to get to the show; good to know Blair Underwood is still reppin' hard for HIV testing on EVERY DAMN BILLBOARD.
  4. RT @Jerkface910: As a vegetarian I'll be dining on my usual this Thanksgiving... jokes about my sexual orientation.
  5. @amandablaze HAHA JEEZ! I guess bleedingretinas.com was taken, so he had to settle for his name.
  6. HA! This ish belongs on GEOCITIES. // RT @swish: Sleekest Political Website EVER. I'd vote Hutchins on his site alone. http://bit.ly/8GglsF
  7. In Toronto @BillyBragg did Evidently Chickentown to the tune of Bob Dylan's Desolation Row & it ruled http://bit.ly/4O90k4 Droppin' F-bombs!
  8. @heymikehenry I hope for your sake that Chip doesn't see this! #martinfryisstillfly
  9. Jeez guys, I didn't even know there was a such thing as VOMIT SEX. (?!?!) However, nothing is as scandalous as HUGGING: http://bit.ly/BbW6W
  10. Weirdest sex stuff, in order: 4. Choke sex 3. Foot fetish 2. Furries 1a. Watching folks poop under glass table 1. Having people poop ON you
  11. Walking to my car I passed my neighbor ー a woman of 70 years (minimum) ー blasting Rihanna's "Umbrella." Good morning!
  12. @BeTheBoy Hey! Thanks! It means a lot that you're reading it and I appreciate the link!
  13. @stateofemergncy Naw, I just got the two songs I didn't already have from the Solo forums. They're good! Had the rest, though.
  14. @JoseMaldonado Nice! I downloaded them a couple of days ago & got around to listening. Lifeguard is such typical Moz that it's almost funny!
  15. I'm currently listening to Morrissey songs I'd not heard until this week & LOSING IT. http://bit.ly/5xX7ln Lifeguard on Duty is CLASSIC MOZ.
  16. @pauldanke You're gross.
  17. @toddwomack What? No! I don't need coupons! I'm ballin' out of control!
  18. Best Malapropism of the Day, from an article I'm editing: "Lady Gaga is exercising her demons." Work 'em out! We all want buff demons!
  19. National treasure, @sparkiepop, made an mp3 of the recent "What Up With That?" jam: http://bit.ly/6yW2FV It's going on EV'RY MIXTAPE I make!
  20. Is there a less likable film couple than Hugh Grant & Sarah Jessica Parker? Could the studio not get the couple who kidnapped Jaycee Dugard?