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ApeATTACK503

  1. Ugh.. I really don't wanna get up to get the sac, ultimate #stonrgrlproblems #deliveryplz 6:48 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Life's hard when you only have 4 1/2 toes @amandaneelands 11:35 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. You don't really know someone until you get STONED with them. @LowKeyPermaFade @drkskndwytegrl 3:56 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Harry potter is not that awsome of a magician @drkskndwytegrl @LowKeyPermaFade #whythelongfaces? 11:12 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Duck, peanuts and a beer #large.and.in.charge 4:45 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Gas light came on in Salem somehow made it to Corvallis #thankgod 11:56 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. "She says she's in house AA?.... She needs to go to AA" 11:24 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. When you realize you went from spending 5 to spending 60 ln on shenanigans #sorryforpartying 9:18 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. 2 Chinese students and 3 Mormons just walked into the Chinese restaurant, not a joke! #mormonsandchopsticks yo! Thankful for that grav hit 9:44 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @LowKeyPermaFade well this has been my night #whatsupmidterms twitter.com/ApeATTACK503/s… 12:24 AM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LowKeyPermaFade
  11. @LowKeyPermaFade hit the bong? #alwaystheanswer 11:55 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LowKeyPermaFade
  12. Hit the books, they don't hit back. 11:33 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. The only difference between me and a leprechaun is I snorted my pot of gold #comedyawards 10:20 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. No mom, I'm not becoming a pot head... I am a pot head there's a difference #igotmyshitonlock 7:03 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Everything I say is tweetable #stonrgrlproblems 11:36 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. My back hurts.. But at least my feet hurt too that's chill 11:30 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @drkskndwytegrl Ah I gots a bunch of #pushers at my house!!! I'm super fucked up and have class in 3 hours, any advice? Luh 4:54 AM Apr 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. @drkskndwytegrl So I have these two roommates that like to come in my room and fart on my bed #thatstinks 9:28 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone