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  1. @P_Slash What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? ... Santa stops at three Hoes!
  2. Wayne is on some Atlas shit, carrying rappers on his shoulders for mad years. Let's see how long this takes to turn him into Sisyphus.
  3. Happy #Capricorns Birthday Shoutout to Mao Zedong, Henry Miller, Lars Ulrich, and Phil Spector.
  4. #Capricorns Shoutout 2 Isaac Newton too even tho Einstein shitted on u. Kinda shoutout 2 Jimmy Buffett, but FUCK WAKK #Capricorn Karl Rove!
  5. Christmas #Capricorns Shoutout! RIcky Henderson, Clara Barton, Dido, Sissy Spacek, Humphrey Bogart, n' my namesake Anwar Sadat.
  6. O Word Ron? U trippin over a "box" and fell down a flight of "stairs"? #yeahiknow Frontin like ur wiz didn't give u da Tiger Woods treatment
  7. Belated Born-Day Shoutout to Uncle Luke #Capricons
  8. #thehellyoumean did I forget to put deodorant on this morning? ... Maybe.
  9. My wife's take on OK Thunder's Nenad Krstic: "He looks like Nicolas Cage in 'Adaption' " Ex.A http://bit.ly/5oFZxi Ex.b http://bit.ly/4EUukh
  10. @MoSkizzle On some real shit havin DVR kinda changed my life. It's like living in the future.
  11. @MoSkizzle Oh word? You out here still stuck under the thumb of the man's programming. Damn kid, you got a VHF/ UHF option on ya sh*t too?
  12. The Lakers are getting all types of vet looks from the refs on the fouls tonight @NBA (muffled cough) DONAGHY!
  13. If he does they should be vague, otherwise he's flattering himself a bit. A bit. @DrewBreez
  14. F*CK!!! W/ the f*ckin MVP already!
  15. @DrewBreez Yes boss, and de spider bitin more!
  16. Nah hold that Kevin! - Andrew Bynum
  17. Everyone let's Kobe bait them into that foul on the baseline. And he's sure as a clock from that angle @TheNoLookPass
  18. Yo Lamar!? What's good homie? Dat's not where the rim is at my dude.
  19. RT #threewordsforyou @AnwarisBwameeks ABC deaded us<<< @DrewBreez I almost cried!
  20. @KnickieD It's completely impossible to watch all of the porno that's been filmed at this point. It's staggering. But I actually had to work