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  1. if everything is going your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
  2. If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
  3. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
  4. @storyspinner HAHA Thanks! and thanks for the RT
  5. @DondiScumaci TY for the RT! lol
  6. RT @SandyMorris: I thought learning 2 play the bagpipes was hard, until I realized I was just strangling an ostrich. - Craig Stacey
  7. @andychrism Can ya tell it's been a long week? LOL
  8. By the way, after today I am rethinking my balloon making project.
  9. @andychrism TY for the RT!
  10. @flyingspatula TY for the RT!
  11. @reddywriting @JBCP TY for the RT!
  12. Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
  13. Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.
  14. The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*
  15. Dance, even if you have to warn others to get out of the way first.
  16. If worms had guns, birds wouldn't mess with them.
  17. @andychrism HAHA
  18. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
  19. @lori_deschene hehe, I guess I'm in a mood tonight.
  20. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.