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AnthArmentano

  1. Thinking about White Wedding while walking to school...I get there and it starts playing! I'm the bringer of music! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Don't wear your damn perfume at the gym! 12:07 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  3. Lazy Sunday 2 WHAT?! 12:00 AM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  4. I gave my mom flowers for Mother's Day...she thought my Dad did it for me...Come on, give me a little credit lady! 9:56 AM May 14th via Twitter for Android
  5. Long drives are pretty damn relaxing 5:35 PM May 13th via Twitter for Android
  6. FOX, damn you FOX!!!! 6:00 PM May 9th via web
  7. Someone stole all my bananas...now I know what Donkey Kong felt like... 6:35 PM May 7th via Twitter for Android
  8. "@laurmelella: Just chillin with da red panda @AnthArmentano twitter.com/laurmelella/st…" stop being so damn cute! 5:55 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android
  9. @laurmelella I know all things mediocre! 7:26 PM May 5th via web in reply to laurmelella
  10. @TeveenDemirjian @laurmelella Ain't it the truth...I loath these classes 11:42 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to TeveenDemirjian
  11. Today i pissed off some asshole by yelling at him for pulling an illegal u-turn and almost killing a biker. 6:22 PM May 2nd via web
  12. I wish deleting family members on Facebook deleted them in real life 9:24 PM Apr 29th via web
  13. Well...I'm never going to class without coffe again 11:01 AM Apr 27th via Twitter for Android
  14. @laurmelella is the greatest WHAAAT?! :) 10:46 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for Android
  15. Well this has been fun...Phoenix is now my #1 Enemy...i'm taking on the entire fucking city! 7:10 PM Apr 19th via web
  16. @TeveenParEcri you are so very welcome 1:56 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for Android in reply to TeveenDemirjian
  17. I hate the smug bitch at front desk...I'm sorry is your sitting getting in the way of you doing you job? 1:52 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for Android
  18. Something about the summer that makes me love Sammy Hagar and Slash that much more! #rocknroll 4:29 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for Android
  19. August...prepare to be awesome! 11:00 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for Android
  20. Little tip for people...get a fucking alarm and use it! Also don't be socially idiotic 10:53 AM Apr 15th via Twitter for Android
  • Name Anthony Armentano
  • Location Irvine, CA
  • Bio I'm just a man, sitting in front of a computer, thinking...what the fuck have I done with my life?
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