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AnonymousWhino

Filed under #ThingsAManWouldNeverSay RT @KendallWagoner: The best part of having the day off? I get to sit on the couch and watch The View. about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck
Mercury the Communicator is stressing your key planet Neptune,... More for Pisces bit.ly/xHSyh0 about 19 hours ago via Twittascope
EHWineCompany Today was a really great day for me and .@LeafandVine ... Tomorrow we go back to grinding. #JoinUs 10:24 PM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by AnonymousWhino
The movie 12 Monkeys is almost 20 years old.... Shit like this makes me check for gray hairs in my pubes. 10:13 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
"@BigShaun: Am I lost and I don't even know it?" Text @mikellyoung ... He can FILL you in.. #SeeWhatIDidThere #OverTheLine mark it 0 donny. 10:10 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
"@mikellyoung: @AnonymousWhino subtweetin? Smh, you're better than that" Pure laziness. 10:07 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
Girls Gone Wild on HDNetwork... #VeryStraight #SlightlyPatheticOnAThursday 10:05 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
Calling another man a real man #RupaulGay 10:02 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
warriorsworld As would u if p-52 came to CAR RT @jonbeason: Alex smith, don't hate on Cam Bc your stats would've gotten u cut if Peyton decided to go 2 SF 9:54 PM May 24th via Echofon Retweeted by AnonymousWhino and 14 others
@WhitlockJason Steven Jackson is on his way. 9:53 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to WhitlockJason
@GoDucks83 all kinds of hilarity if you started cooking hot dogs. 9:48 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to GoDucks83
"@Ducks4Ever23: @AnonymousWhino #trollhard" I like to call it #Snipering 9:46 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
@ryanlkeith Has my PS3 arrived in the mail yet, I'd text but I just found out dudes texting other dudes implies anal touching @mikellyoung 9:44 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
"@Ducks4Ever23: I joined Twitter on May 26th 2010. A lot of things have happened and changed since that day." Lost Virginity? I kid I kid.. 9:41 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
"@GoDucks83: It's not Jinmy. It only has 3 letters. If u guess, I'll tweet my social security number too." Gay 9:40 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
"@GoDucks83: At least u people don't know my middle name......." Jinmy? 9:38 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
@ZooeyDeschanel Or expanding pizzas for that matter. 9:29 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to ZooeyDeschanel
"@FilthieGorgeous: Dudes don't text each other? How do ya'll communicate?" All men have secret powers, we don't tell women 4 obvious reasons 9:17 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
The man lives the life does he not? Coach where are you golfing today? RT @jshulmire: I want to retire like (UO) @UKcoachbrooks 6:53 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
What worked well for you in the past isn't necessarily useful ... More for Pisces bit.ly/xHSyh0 3:31 AM May 24th via Twittascope

Name Keyser Sose
Location Napa, CA
Bio Oregon Duck Fan, Winemaker, Lover, Sinner, ehhh, ehhh I don't know I'm hungover. Soft Commit to #Team83 .. Waiting for Tosh Lupoi to start recruiting me though.