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  1. It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today (my 5K PR).
  2. Giving Strassburg Socks to all on my Christmas list,even Grandma. If they haven't had plantar fasciitis yet, they will. And they'll thank me
  3. Glad I got laid off again because it gives me time to write that triathlon-inspired Christmas carol I've been dreaming about for so long.
  4. After another disappointing tri season, I asked Brad for a plan for improving his coaching. He fired me,probably ashamed of his performance.
  5. Gimme Shelter (from Fergie!)! http://tinyurl.com/yffh486 En fuego. I'd ask her to marry me if she were a triathlete.
  6. Nothing kills 90 minutes on the bike trainer better than Smokey and the Bandit, circa 1977. Love me some Sally Field! East bound and down!
  7. Over the last five years I have had more flats and crashes on my CycleOps trainer than on the roads.
  8. Class on triathlon overtraining at the local bike shop tonight means I'll have the pool all to myself. Score! Favorite night of the year.
  9. Now that Wikipedia has banned my IP address, how will I make sure that history remembers my Ironman, 5K and masters swim accomplishments?
  10. Dude: If you do every exercise BUT the bench press while monopolizing the bench press bench for an hour again, I'll break your thumbs.
  11. Guy brought a foot stool into the weight room today. On this stool sat an old school digital clock. Carried it to each station, timing sets.
  12. Had a scary underwater panic attack in masters swim this morning. Just didn't expect to see Kaylii's legs with so much stubble.
  13. With addition of solar panels on my bike helmet, my training is now 100 percent carbon neutral.
  14. Hey REI: 2007 called -- it wants its pre-recession retail pricing back.
  15. Busted out Cofidis team kit for spinning class this a.m. Linsdsii noticed me, so mission accomplished!!!!!
  16. Racer X proverb: If “hating” is your occupation, I've got a full-time job for you.
  17. Bought a team Astana lunchbox for my nephew.
  18. Finetuning my Race Hardware Optimization (RHO) iPhone app.
  19. Some think it's odd that I wear a CamelBak everywhere, but was nice to have when last spinning bike had no bottle cages. Who's laughing now?
  20. In Florida for a sprint tri. Went to Wal-Mart and got into it with Nature Boy Ric Flair over the last PowerBar: http://tinyurl.com/yzeeh5f