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Anon_Footballer

  1. @davidwalliams why did the wanted have mics? 2:58 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to davidwalliams
  2. @Amanda_Holden just got around to watching The Wanted. Was there any reason for them to have microphones? #miming #fakes 2:57 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @meesj evening hinny. can u tell my marra @rosspygall that you are out of his league? Cheers pet xx 12:07 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @ReaIMeganFox is it true that @Rosspygall sex wee'd whenever you asked for an egg white omelette? 12:04 PM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @BFCsummers26 has she got a Jeremy Beadle hand? 3:18 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BFCsummers26
  6. @GNev2 where's Phillip? 3:10 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GNev2
  7. @rickygervais To be fair, Derek is very poor by your high standards. I love your work, but turned off after 10 minutes. #lazycomedy 3:09 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rickygervais
  8. @rosspygall Happy Birthday you big hairy ball sack hew 2:39 AM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @SkyJacquie Why do Sky only trust you with doing the tennis live? You upset other sports? 2:53 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @GriffithsMitch @babyelvissocam Can't show tits on morning TV #moobs 11:47 AM Apr 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GriffithsMitch
  11. @skystephen @skygillian Why don't the government do the same on the amount of saturated fat in foods as they are with units in alcohol? 12:07 AM Mar 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @piersmorgan Hi Piers. Can I get a RT for all the troops fighting for us around the world? 8:22 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @rosspygall I'm anonymous because I'm an A list star man. Untouchable hew! 8:19 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rosspygall
  14. @SarahMillican75 Is it true that u got crabs off @rosspygall in Glitterball in South Shields? He needs a good clean with bleach downstairs 8:18 AM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @hollymadison how much they pay you for that? 2:13 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hollymadison
  16. @donnaair no pet but never mind eh? 12:49 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to donnaair
  17. @NatashaGiggs Hi. Does it horrify you that I heard a young girl say that she wanted to be like you when she grows up? 12:47 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NatashaGiggs
  18. @RobbieSavage8 May he Rest In Peace marra. Thoughts with you all 12:42 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RobbieSavage8
  19. @SeanKingston Hi. Are you having a shit on your profile picture? 12:37 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SeanKingston
  20. @justinbieber You're an annoying cunt? Guess correct? 12:36 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to justinbieber