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AnnietheNorm

  1. Faith must've run out of product because she looks like a sheepdog who stuck its paw in an electrical socket. Thank you, humidity! #TISNH 9:29 AM May 21st via web
  2. Came home to find my basement flooded due to extreme rain. Unlike the Cresties this is the closest I'll ever come to an indoor pool. #TISNH 4:32 PM May 14th via web
  3. Trevor Stein slept thru econ w/his face on a spiral notebook. Has perfectly spaced red indents from his lips to his eye. And he likes it. 8:15 AM May 14th via web
  4. Overheard in cafeteria, re: Prom: "She's my friend! What'm I gonna turn her down cuz she's fat?" Yeah. Real martyr, that one. #TISNH 9:22 AM May 7th via web
  5. OMG, just overheard Faith and Shannen making plans to shop for prom dresses tonight. You know I'm all over THAT! Spy cam here I come! #TISNH 7:28 AM Apr 25th via web
  6. Chloe's skirt just blew up to reveal faded, yellow, cotton Hello Kitty underwear. Must be laundry day. Thank you Mother Nature! #TISNH 11:53 AM Apr 9th via web
  7. National Cleavage Day? How about National Women with High IQs Day? Not that you can't have both, but why celebrate one and not the other? 8:14 AM Mar 30th via web
  8. Yes, bearded landscaper dude. I do have a sweet ass. Thanks for reminding me. And the entire neighborhood. #TISNH 2:22 PM Mar 28th via web
  9. I wish Jonah Hill had a shot at winning the Oscar because I'd KILL to see him give an acceptance speech. He should just post one on youtube. 7:10 AM Feb 26th via web
  10. HAPPY GUYS SUCK DAY! Today feel free to wedgie the last guy who was a jerk to you. It's a moral imperative. #TISNH 7:52 AM Feb 14th via web
  11. @freybaby12 Perfect! And I do look rather fetching in a nice emerald. Going shopping . . . now! #TISNH #HSNWI 4:22 PM Feb 8th via web in reply to freybaby12
  12. Is it too cliche to wear black on GUYS SUCK DAY 2/14? Definitely not red. What's the appropriate hue, I wonder? Thoughts? #HSNWI #TISNH 12:55 PM Feb 8th via web
  13. It's February 1 and you know what THAT means! Only 13 days until GUYS SUCK DAY! Woot! #HSNWI #TISNH 5:44 PM Feb 1st via web
  14. I'm sorry, but I don't think I can live in a world without Twinkies. 6:35 PM Jan 26th via web
  15. Wait. It's National Peanut Butter Day? Why didn't anyone tell me? I can eat an entire jar of skippy with no regrets! Laters! #tnxtwitter 5:21 PM Jan 24th via web
  16. Damn. I forgot. Never, EVER stare at the weird, permanent bruise under lunch-lady Iris’s left nostril. Now I can't eat my lunch. 9:24 AM Jan 19th via web
  17. And I'm talking best moment of the school year, not the year year. But I guess that means it's the best of both. Sry. Trig coma. #HSNWI 10:16 AM Jan 18th via web
  18. Wind just blew a garbage can lid against the window in trig. Hammond screamed & his under desk. Literally the best moment of my year so far. 10:13 AM Jan 18th via web
  19. ceiling just collapsed over shannen's seat in history class, dumping water everywhere. unfortunately, she's out sick. obviously not my day. 8:28 AM Jan 12th via web
  20. HAPPY NEW YEAR ORCHARD HILL! I wonder if Cresties make resolutions or just have their butlers do it for them. #HSNWI 12:47 PM Jan 2nd via web
  • Name Annie Johnston
  • Location Orchard Hill, New Jersey
  • Bio I'm an observer of the human condition. If the Cresties are human. Jury's still out.
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