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Anniepants

  1. @TheRealHarper It is so cheap sticks whither in it's presence.
  2. I'm getting a King St growler tonight. $5. Can't shake a stick at that.
  3. @TheRealHarper btw...what are you trying to say Harper?
  4. @programmerman No. Realistic. We all know sex ends after marriage.
  5. @TheRealHarper @PocketOfRoofies Ha! I snorted.
  6. @TheRealHarper do you really think another human being would want to date me? I drugged @PocketOfRoofies into thinking I was cool.
  7. . @margot907 totally busted me hanging out with my boyfriend and drinking beer at work. Whoops.
  8. A great order is heading out to Figment in Juneau AK. I have it on good authority that this place rocks! fb.me/1EM0Msuu1
  9. I love little kid stories that ramble for hours with no point. #notatall #awkward
  10. Our favorite spot in the house. twitter.com/Anniepants/sta…
  11. @KlassyFucker Now calculate brewing your own beer. We have 6 gallons each of cider and porter bubbling in our closet.
  12. Custom Twitter Name Bar Necklace by AnniePants etsy.me/Iuiv4h via @Etsy
  13. stress.stress.stress.
  14. On page 268 of 528 of Little Women, by Louisa May Alcott bit.ly/LlIpZ3
  15. @eareeve it's a trailer park car seat.
  16. When you try to steal things by putting them in your baby's covered car seat, you are an asshole and should be sterilized.
  17. OHMYGODHEADEXPLODE
  18. I like people who can't get back to you in a timely manner, but panic when you do the same to them.
  19. Mrs Edward Cullen Oxidized Copper Necklace by AnniePants etsy.me/K1kDVM via @Etsy