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  1. And mom if you're reading this I forgive you for murdering my cat. And also happy bday. And happy bday to Élan. Happy 1/2 bday to me & Audge
  2. But I totally blame her. Little baby cats aren't supposed to go outside. At least I got to see Amy before sadness ensued & we made arts.
  3. What a week. Up, down, all around. Rest in peace my baby cat Oprah. A coroners report shows it's my mom's bday & I shouldn't say I blame her
  4. @aarongzaleski you can massage anything with it (butts) @faustshausuk hookers? no. the vibrators will just keep growing with every release.
  5. Oh I mean, Giant Drag collectable "personal massager". personal means private's, massager means vibrator. Part of the Swan Song EP promotion
  6. this is real and now it's really for sale. i've always wanted my own sex toy. collector's item alert:Giant Drag vibrator http://is.gd/56jnE
  7. i am having thee worst back attack. thanks weather, Amex bill & other stress. I'm in so much pain I might barf. Spasms suck ballz.
  8. @Cryssnikole good question. I'm awake cuz fibromyalgia is causing me to have foot spasms so bad & I don't eat til right before bed. Just ate
  9. @aarongzaleski duh! How could I not know MC stood for Miley, I'm so ashamed. Miley would rock this rad new hair cut. I miss her tweets...
  10. @aarongzaleski what would MC do? My Couch? chimp attack lady?Merry Christmas? I don't get it! Are you saying wear veils, blankets & tinsel?
  11. Oh. My. God. I just saw the victim of the chimp attack. Her eyes and everythig else were removed?! Gnarly! There goes dinner. Eewww & yikes!
  12. Dont get me wrong. Besides my new found debt life is rad. But black eyed peas are projectile shitting at me! Keytar won't save this song
  13. Friday the 13th got me. Anyone who owes me money & can pay me back plz feel free. Dear cold, stop making my body hurt plz. I need 5g's plz?
  14. I'm in weirdville & SNL is making it worse. Fergie reminded me why I stayed blonde/light pink against all odds. Then I cut an 'edgy chunk'!
  15. Little dogs get in the way of recording backing vocals.
  16. Oops I guess you need an iPhone to see the end of my text which indicates wrong yet rightness hot like fireness. Why am I awake?!
  17. crazy fun night. While laying down between parties I fell asleep & missed Alie's bday jam ;( my text sesh musta knocked me out,whoa nelly
  18. @UnderwearWolf kitty wigs=amazing. Prince needs one as bad as I need 2 sleep right now. Im thinkin blue or pink.He'd be a sexy tranny cat.
  19. I'm totally producing/engineering Joe right now. "gimme some old skool Icarus Line on this take". All I need is a beard, a belly & I'm Sardy
  20. Today my new roomNate moved in. It's nice to have a friend around & make jokes & what not. Maybe he'll help me wake up earlier. Doubtful.